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 Apr 7 2012, 03:09 PM
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i vote Brendan Prust
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Apr 7 2012, 09:15 PM
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 You can't even begin to imagine how unrustled my jimmies are Posts: 4,319 Joined: 25-June 10 From: Summit, NJ I Like: The Onion I Don't Like: Everyone else |
QUOTE(TeamStewie @ Apr 7 2012, 04:09 PM)  i vote Brendan Prust Oh no, it's that time of the year. Well time to break out my pedo mustache/peach fuzz 1-2 punch! -------------------- I can come to terms with the senseless violence, I understand that bad things happen to good people and that God doesn't intercede in mortal affairs in the way we might want him to, but what I don't understand is why he dyed his hair red. Doesn't the Joker have green hair? What, was Sally's Beauty Supply out of Electric Lizard Manic Panic or something?
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Apr 8 2012, 12:06 PM
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 LIKE AMARE Posts: 25,071 Joined: 29-July 08 From: New Providence, NJ I Like: The Knicks! I Don't Like: Lebronakkah |
QUOTE(Charlie @ Apr 7 2012, 09:15 PM) QUOTE(TeamStewie @ Apr 7 2012, 04:09 PM) i vote Brendan Prust Oh no, it's that time of the year. Well time to break out my pedo mustache/peach fuzz 1-2 punch! I debating whether keeping what I have or starting fresh. No matter what It looks bad. -------------------- Wade Redden is my hero, and shall be revered forever.
 QUOTE(bloodorange @ Jun 22 2010, 05:22 PM) On this point, I agree with xcdude. |
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Apr 8 2012, 12:26 PM
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 Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,660 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
I'm debating whether to shave as I normally do, or shave as I normally do.
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Apr 8 2012, 12:34 PM
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 Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
Who is this Brendan Prust character?
-------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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Apr 8 2012, 12:34 PM
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 EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,081 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ Apr 8 2012, 01:26 PM) I'm debating whether to shave as I normally do, or shave as I normally do. I'm going with the latter. -------------------- |
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Apr 8 2012, 12:36 PM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,660 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
QUOTE(Sed @ Apr 8 2012, 01:34 PM) QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ Apr 8 2012, 01:26 PM) I'm debating whether to shave as I normally do, or shave as I normally do. I'm going with the latter. I'm going with the lather... |
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Apr 8 2012, 12:40 PM
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Member Posts: 4,004 Joined: 11-February 09 From: NH |
QUOTE(Bleedin-Blue @ Apr 8 2012, 01:34 PM) Who is this Brendan Prust character? Ugh my spelling sucks and I always get those two names confused. Blame that asshole from Big Brother for that. -------------------- |
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Apr 8 2012, 12:44 PM
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Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
I don't have a big brother.
-------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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Apr 8 2012, 12:44 PM
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 The Dude Posts: 16,160 Joined: 31-March 07 From: West Tennessee I Like: Bowling I Don't Like: Marmots |
QUOTE(xcdudesquadloves91!!! @ Apr 8 2012, 12:06 PM) QUOTE(Charlie @ Apr 7 2012, 09:15 PM) QUOTE(TeamStewie @ Apr 7 2012, 04:09 PM) i vote Brendan Prust Oh no, it's that time of the year. Well time to break out my pedo mustache/peach fuzz 1-2 punch! I debating whether keeping what I have or starting fresh. No matter what It looks bad. I would grow a beard, but I can't because of my internship. Best I can do is a goatee-- I have to keep a professional appearance. 
-------------------- QUOTE(Dunc @ Dec 10 2008, 06:15 PM) It's Ned's fetish of choice. Some folks like to f#%$ with latex, Ned likes to f#%$ with his lineup.  |
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Apr 8 2012, 02:25 PM
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 sometimes I misquote myself Posts: 1,001 Joined: 10-July 09 From: Cincinnati, OH I Like: this Nash kid I Don't Like: seeing Asham in a Rangers jersey |
Have to go to a wedding Saturday and the girlfriend doesn't it like when I'm not clean shaven but I think if I shave Thursday right before the game, then conveniently lose my razor I can pull it off.
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Apr 8 2012, 03:09 PM
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 Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Grew mine in August.
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Apr 9 2012, 09:52 PM
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 Member Posts: 16,910 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Florida |
Shaving/getting a haircut Wednesday. Not touching the beard until the season is over. Which is hopefully with a Castaway beard in Manhattan at the parade.
Good video: This post has been edited by Greatone: Apr 9 2012, 09:53 PM -------------------- "I think Greatone is one more JKman talent evaluation or 101 trade proposal away from going on a killing spree."
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Apr 10 2012, 11:59 AM
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 Member Posts: 3,415 Joined: 19-April 07 I Like: Bat nips |
QUOTE(Greatone @ Apr 10 2012, 02:52 AM) Not touching the beard until the season is over. Which is hopefully with a Castaway beard in Manhattan at the parade. Me neither. And man, am I a tool. That video got me all jammed. I cant even imagine how beside myself I'll be if the New York Rangers make it to the Stanley Cup Finals. |
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Apr 10 2012, 12:01 PM
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 aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
My husband has had his beard since October. He was going to shave it once he got to Vegas this weekend but he remembered that he can't now that it's the playoffs.
This post has been edited by ree: Apr 10 2012, 12:01 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Apr 10 2012, 12:03 PM
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 Jarringly Beautiful Posts: 11,775 Joined: 15-March 07 From: NJ I Like: knuckleheaded stuff I Don't Like: broad brush strokes |
My beard is coming in nicely.
-------------------- Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg. It was built in 1912 and rebuilt in 1934, and offers, as do most Boston artifacts, a compromise between Man's Euclidean determinations and Nature's beguiling irregularities. - John Updike |
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Apr 10 2012, 03:16 PM
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 Stealth Cow Posts: 684 Joined: 18-March 07 From: Moo York I Like: Pie I Don't Like: nosey questions.. |
I love playoff beards. I think hockey would get more respect if everyone was forced to grow a beard year round. Ice hockey vikings.
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Apr 10 2012, 05:13 PM
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 Lurker Posts: 2,947 Joined: 18-March 07 From: East Village of the Damned I Like: reading I Don't Like: posting...too often |
I've grown mine out for the last few seasons, and that hasn't worked out in our favor. This time I'm keeping it trim (as it usually is), and we'll see what happens.
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Apr 17 2012, 09:46 AM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
My husband shaved his beard this morning. I've missed his face without it (he's had a beard since October), but the hockey fan in me wants to kill him because it's the playoffs!
-------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Apr 17 2012, 10:11 AM
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 Likes to look things up Posts: 2,366,629 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Looking at the stats I Don't Like: Guessing what stats were |
I always want to do a playoff beard, but I also start with a beard, so it's weird. Like, do I just go for the uber-wolfman look? I feel like I'm cheating without starting fresh, but I look like an idiot clean-shaven.
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Apr 17 2012, 03:57 PM
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Stealth Cow Posts: 684 Joined: 18-March 07 From: Moo York I Like: Pie I Don't Like: nosey questions.. |
I'm starting to think that Dubi went apeshit on the Gatorade because it means he had to start his playoffbeard over and he needed the head start.
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Apr 19 2012, 07:27 AM
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 Ruler of the Palace of Wisdom Posts: 1,749 Joined: 21-October 10 I Like: Having all this scrap metal I Don't Like: philly |
My beards now past the 'homeless hobo' stage and is already entering the 'stranded on a desert island' look.
I've been close to shaving it off as I'm getting some wild treatment at work about it. |
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Apr 27 2012, 01:49 AM
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Ruler of the Palace of Wisdom Posts: 1,749 Joined: 21-October 10 I Like: Having all this scrap metal I Don't Like: philly |
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May 2 2012, 08:50 AM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,660 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
QUOTE(pitchburn @ Apr 19 2012, 08:27 AM) My beards now past the 'homeless hobo' stage and is already entering the 'stranded on a desert island' look. I've been close to shaving it off as I'm getting some wild treatment at work about it. You know, you're allowed to trim ad maintain it after a loss. You don't have to look like someone who doesn't know what a blade and running water are during the playoffs. Anyway, I stopped shaving right before the first game of the playoffs and shaved it off this morning. OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE OF MY FACIAL HAIR!!! |
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May 2 2012, 09:11 AM
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Member Posts: 16,910 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Florida |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 2 2012, 09:50 AM) QUOTE(pitchburn @ Apr 19 2012, 08:27 AM) My beards now past the 'homeless hobo' stage and is already entering the 'stranded on a desert island' look. I've been close to shaving it off as I'm getting some wild treatment at work about it. You know, you're allowed to trim ad maintain it after a loss. You don't have to look like someone who doesn't know what a blade and running water are during the playoffs. Anyway, I stopped shaving right before the first game of the playoffs and shaved it off this morning. OH MY GOD THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE BECAUSE OF MY FACIAL HAIR!!! You're not a good fan. But yeah, I trim the beard after every series just to keep it uniform. -------------------- "I think Greatone is one more JKman talent evaluation or 101 trade proposal away from going on a killing spree."
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May 2 2012, 09:13 AM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,660 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
QUOTE(Greatone @ May 2 2012, 10:11 AM) You're not a good fan. But yeah, I trim the beard after every series just to keep it uniform. You're not a good fan, you're trimming away victory! You're only supposed to trim after a loss to try and change the luck. edit: trimming after a loss instead of a series also helps you look less like a hobo. This post has been edited by SorryaboutthatWhoa: May 2 2012, 09:14 AM |
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May 2 2012, 09:17 AM
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Member Posts: 16,910 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Florida |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 2 2012, 10:13 AM) QUOTE(Greatone @ May 2 2012, 10:11 AM) You're not a good fan. But yeah, I trim the beard after every series just to keep it uniform. You're not a good fan, you're trimming away victory! You're only supposed to trim after a loss to try and change the luck. edit: trimming after a loss instead of a series also helps you look less like a hobo. I usually have some scruf so if I shaved after a loss no one would notice I was growing a playoff beard. -------------------- "I think Greatone is one more JKman talent evaluation or 101 trade proposal away from going on a killing spree."
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May 2 2012, 09:40 AM
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 Something witty. Use your imagination. Posts: 2,580 Joined: 30-May 07 From: Queens, NY - in the Belle they call Rose I Like: being a Daddy I Don't Like: being responsible |
Wait, am I doing this wrong? I've been shaving the rest of my face and letting my pre-existing goatee get all wild and scruffy.
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May 6 2012, 08:27 AM
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Ruler of the Palace of Wisdom Posts: 1,749 Joined: 21-October 10 I Like: Having all this scrap metal I Don't Like: philly |
http://www.beardathon.com/rangers/how-it-works.aspx
The Rangers site says trimming is between rounds rather than after losses. I did have a trim after the Sens game 7 but its getting pretty out of control again. I'll upload a photo to my beardathon page soon. Should be good for a giggle. |
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May 7 2012, 12:10 PM
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 The eyes are the groin of the head. Posts: 4,206 Joined: 20-March 07 From: Lawn Guyland I Like: Jesse I Don't Like: Walt |
I think Brian Boyle has the whole "Count of Monte Cristo" thing going on strong..
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May 22 2012, 08:50 PM
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Member Posts: 4,004 Joined: 11-February 09 From: NH |
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