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> The Thread About Lisa, Since She Can't Respond
Beamer
post Apr 23 2013, 12:59 PM
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Guys,

According to Facebook Lisa can see but not respond to any of our posts.
As such, let's take advantage of our rare opportunity.


I'll start:
Cats are kind of overrated.
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Mike B.
post Apr 23 2013, 01:09 PM
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Hi I'm Lisa, and I'm all like, Game of Thrones, a hurrrrr derrrrrr


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Beamer
post Apr 23 2013, 01:12 PM
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QUOTE(Mike B. @ Apr 23 2013, 02:09 PM) *
Hi I'm Lisa, and I'm all like, Game of Thrones, a hurrrrr derrrrrr


Lions are cats, right?
Go Lannisters!
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post Apr 23 2013, 01:18 PM
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On this point, I agree with xcdude.

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post Apr 23 2013, 01:18 PM
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post Apr 23 2013, 01:19 PM
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Eric
post Apr 23 2013, 01:55 PM
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I'm lisa and I center videos in my posts for some reason.


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“I couldn’t believe how loud it was. Much louder than the Verizon Center.” - Capitals defenseman Jeff Schultz on Madison Square Garden

QUOTE(bloodorange @ Nov 11 2012, 11:13 AM) *
Butt sex is offended by this thread.

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post Apr 23 2013, 01:57 PM
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Hey, look what I found:

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Mike B.
post Apr 23 2013, 02:00 PM
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QUOTE(Beamer @ Apr 23 2013, 02:57 PM) *
Hey, look what I found:





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Eric
post Apr 23 2013, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(Mike B. @ Apr 23 2013, 03:00 PM) *
QUOTE(Beamer @ Apr 23 2013, 02:57 PM) *
Hey, look what I found:





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QUOTE(bloodorange @ Nov 11 2012, 11:13 AM) *
Butt sex is offended by this thread.

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Beamer
post Apr 23 2013, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE(Eric @ Apr 23 2013, 03:02 PM) *





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Greatone
post Apr 23 2013, 02:15 PM
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This combined with Mikes posts in the I Hate Thread have made my day.


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Beamer
post Apr 23 2013, 02:21 PM
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On the other hand, I'm not sure our tagline of "being the only sports forum with more than 2 girls" is accurate anymore.

We've been a particularly male-dominated day.
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Greatone
post Apr 23 2013, 02:29 PM
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QUOTE(Beamer @ Apr 23 2013, 03:21 PM) *
On the other hand, I'm not sure our tagline of "being the only sports forum with more than 2 girls" is accurate anymore.

We've been a particularly male-dominated day.


Well we have Lisa, Stewie, toph, bloodorange, Baha, the first lady....


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Alitaki
post Apr 23 2013, 02:35 PM
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QUOTE(Greatone @ Apr 23 2013, 03:29 PM) *
Well we have Lisa, Stewie, toph, bloodorange, Baha, the first lady....


ZING!


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toph
post Apr 23 2013, 03:27 PM
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QUOTE(Greatone @ Apr 23 2013, 03:29 PM) *
Well we have Lisa, Stewie, toph, bloodorange, Baha, the first lady....

Ain't that some shit.
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rightbug
post Apr 23 2013, 03:47 PM
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QUOTE(toph @ Apr 23 2013, 04:27 PM) *
Ain't that some shit.


It's because of your lady-like hands.


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post Apr 23 2013, 04:07 PM
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I wonder if Lisa is experiencing the same problem I am. I can post from a computer but it keeps timing out anytime I try and post from my iphone. ipad works just fine.

Also: ha ha!!! Lisa can't post, Joan sucks!!!
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Dunc
post Apr 23 2013, 04:10 PM
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She can't post because she's a girl.


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xcdudesquadloves...
post Apr 23 2013, 06:30 PM
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Guys, Cats.


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Greatone
post Apr 23 2013, 06:32 PM
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Two posts? rolleyes.gif


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the old mole
post Apr 23 2013, 06:38 PM
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Mike B.
post Apr 23 2013, 06:40 PM
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I hear she likes dudes with Jheri curls.



EDIT: and keytars.

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Mike B.
post Apr 23 2013, 06:42 PM
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And Pauly Shore



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Nilan 666
post Apr 23 2013, 07:06 PM
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QUOTE(the old mole @ Apr 23 2013, 07:38 PM) *

She's fed up with this waruld.


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Papagolash
post Apr 23 2013, 07:19 PM
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Ever notice how Lisa starts all the posts in our facebook group? I think she's just making up a story so no one questions why she makes all the posts.


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what. What exactly was the new york escort lockout of '95 about? Sorry I was 4 me not know.
It was your fault.
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post Apr 24 2013, 07:59 PM
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Cheese it she's back...
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Sed
post Apr 24 2013, 08:05 PM
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EVERYBODY ACT NOT SUSPICIOUS!


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post Apr 24 2013, 08:12 PM
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Also, retroactive burn on the alligators and crocodiles thing...
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LisaLisa
post Apr 24 2013, 09:35 PM
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RAWR!!1! I'm back, bitches! Mostly.

And Pauly Shore?? Ewwwww! :vomit:


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post Apr 24 2013, 09:59 PM
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QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Apr 24 2013, 10:35 PM) *
RAWR!!1! I'm back, bitches! Mostly.

And Pauly Shore?? Ewwwww! :vomit:


Was it deleting the Rangerland cookies that worked? Other people are having the problem as well.
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post Apr 24 2013, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 24 2013, 09:59 PM) *
Was it deleting the Rangerland cookies that worked? Other people are having the problem as well.


Either that, or it was the magic of friendship...


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post Apr 24 2013, 10:09 PM
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QUOTE(Sed @ Apr 24 2013, 11:00 PM) *
Either that, or it was the magic of friendship...


It was the Care Bear Stare!


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post Apr 24 2013, 10:33 PM
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The "Fast Reply" works fine, just like always. It's the "Reply" and "Add Reply" functions that don't work. Go figure. huh.gif


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post Apr 24 2013, 10:35 PM
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And yeah, I did all the cache, cookie deleting stuff and junk. I logged out and back in a few times, too.


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post Apr 24 2013, 10:37 PM
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QUOTE(Mike B. @ Apr 24 2013, 10:09 PM) *
It was the Care Bear Stare!


Or, in some states, the Queer Deer Leer! NOW IN RHODE ISLAND!


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post Apr 24 2013, 10:42 PM
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QUOTE(Eric @ Apr 23 2013, 01:55 PM) *
I'm lisa and I center videos in my posts for some reason.




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post May 6 2013, 10:07 AM
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Hee!

http://www.avclub.com/articles/heres-an-ex...eadline:default

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You experienced it only after it had become a "dark comedy" instead of an "absurdist disaster," but Greg Sestero was there from the beginning of the cult film sensation The Room. Sestero has written a book about his experiences with Tommy Wiseau and the cult that popped up around the movie called The Disaster Artist: My Life Inside The Room, The Greatest Bad Movie Ever Made. It doesn't come out until October (can you wait that long?), but we've got an exclusive look at the cover right now. Gaze at it longingly as you wait for the stories it will one day reveal.


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post May 6 2013, 10:33 AM
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Oh my fucking God. I'm buying two.


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