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| Happy Valentiens Day |
 Feb 14 2012, 03:00 AM
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 You can't even begin to imagine how unrustled my jimmies are  Posts: 4,317 Joined: 25-June 10 From: Summit, NJ I Like: The Onion I Don't Like: Everyone else  |
From one of the guys out there who actually kind of likes it.
I actually gave someone a flower. It may have been a rose coated in blue glitter, but same general idea. -------------------- I can come to terms with the senseless violence, I understand that bad things happen to good people and that God doesn't intercede in mortal affairs in the way we might want him to, but what I don't understand is why he dyed his hair red. Doesn't the Joker have green hair? What, was Sally's Beauty Supply out of Electric Lizard Manic Panic or something?
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Feb 14 2012, 11:38 AM
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 Deal with it. Posts: 7,575 Joined: 1-December 07 From: New York |
Was she a stripper?
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“I couldn’t believe how loud it was. Much louder than the Verizon Center.” - Capitals defenseman Jeff Schultz on Madison Square Garden QUOTE(bloodorange @ Nov 11 2012, 11:13 AM)  Butt sex is offended by this thread. |
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Feb 14 2012, 11:43 AM
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 Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,653 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
Not to be this guy, I hate Valentine's Day. Look I'm married so I'm not some bitter jaded guy who hates seeing specials and everyone flailing around wearing red looking for love.
I just hate the whole idea of the day in general. I love my wife and buy her flowers regularly, because I WANT to. Then once a year this day rolls around and I HAVE to and it's just dumb. |
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Feb 14 2012, 11:48 AM
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 Member Posts: 2,821 Joined: 20-March 07 From: Laguna Beach & Santa Rosa, CA I Like: The Minitrue I Don't Like: The Komsomol |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ Feb 14 2012, 08:43 AM) Look I'm married so I'm not some bitter jaded guy who hates seeing specials and everyone flailing around wearing red looking for love. Exactly. After being married 9-years the relationship is different. Expecting a romantic moment with all of the trials of life is often just not possible. We save that for vacation. |
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Feb 14 2012, 12:21 PM
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 I stole Ron Duguay's hair! Posts: 10,554 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Texas, there be dragons here. I Like: ado I Don't Like: adieu |
QUOTE(Eric @ Feb 14 2012, 10:38 AM) Was she a stripper? she said he's not like the other guys... 
-------------------- Special thanks go to Rick91981 for assistance in making the Official Judas Crease Hair Flip avatar a reality!
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Feb 14 2012, 12:54 PM
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 EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,079 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(Ebase @ Feb 14 2012, 11:48 AM) After being married 9-years the relationship is different. Expecting a romantic moment with all of the trials of life is often just not possible. Volume one: Hunting and Escaping! -------------------- |
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Feb 14 2012, 02:06 PM
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 Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,014 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
The President has a message for the guys on Valentine's Day: "Go Big."
Obama's Valentine's Day Advice: 'Do Not Forget' -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Feb 14 2012, 02:08 PM
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 a tiger who just wants to watch the world burn Posts: 2,009,694 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Cincinnati, OH I Like: Ketchup I Don't Like: Catsup |
Too Short has V-Day advice for the younger guys, too:
Rape! |
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Feb 14 2012, 02:40 PM
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 Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,068 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(Ebase @ Feb 14 2012, 11:48 AM) Expecting a romantic moment with all of the trials of life is often just not possible. This reminds me of my favorite romantic comedy by Kafka. -------------------- |
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Feb 14 2012, 03:14 PM
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Member Posts: 2,821 Joined: 20-March 07 From: Laguna Beach & Santa Rosa, CA I Like: The Minitrue I Don't Like: The Komsomol |
QUOTE(Sed @ Feb 14 2012, 09:54 AM) QUOTE(Ebase @ Feb 14 2012, 11:48 AM) After being married 9-years the relationship is different. Expecting a romantic moment with all of the trials of life is often just not possible. Volume one: Hunting and Escaping! Volume Two: Asset Splitting Volume Three: Marrying a Stripper 10-years Younger and Protecting Your Future Assets While Hiding the Fact She is A Stripper So You Don't Lose Visitation Rights With Your Kids. Volume Four: Suicide - Why It's Not Such a Bad Option |
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Feb 14 2012, 04:32 PM
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EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,079 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(rightbug @ Feb 14 2012, 02:40 PM) QUOTE(Ebase @ Feb 14 2012, 11:48 AM) Expecting a romantic moment with all of the trials of life is often just not possible. This reminds me of my favorite romantic comedy by Kafka. Get A Whore For Sis? -------------------- |
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Feb 14 2012, 10:18 PM
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 Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
I'm watching Audition right now. It's a great reminder that being single isn't the worst thing on the planet. Dating a serial killer on the other hand.
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