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 Jan 30 2008, 11:16 PM
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-------------------- RIP Ass Dan, 1981-2010.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:25 PM
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 Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
God help us
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"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:31 PM
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Member Posts: 20,749 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Boston, MA I Like: Nyquil I Don't Like: Dayquil |
Mayans left a message.
-------------------- RIP Ass Dan, 1981-2010.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:35 PM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
wow, the mayans even have mood music. haha
-------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:37 PM
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 EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,079 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Jan 30 2008, 11:35 PM)  wow, the mayans even have mood music. haha Yeah - the Mayans peddle their shitty CDs at Milford Oysterfest every summer. -------------------- |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:41 PM
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 aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
I am almost afraid.
-------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:43 PM
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 Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,068 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
Mitt Romney is getting desparate.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:46 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying.
-------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:47 PM
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Member Posts: 20,749 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Boston, MA I Like: Nyquil I Don't Like: Dayquil |
QUOTE(rightbug @ Jan 30 2008, 11:43 PM) Mitt Romney is getting desparate. I give that five robo votes out of five. -------------------- RIP Ass Dan, 1981-2010.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:51 PM
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Oh man, did I need that laugh. Whoever did that Romney message is my hero.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:52 PM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
QUOTE(Sed @ Jan 30 2008, 11:37 PM) Yeah - the Mayans peddle their shitty CDs at Milford Oysterfest every summer. They had to do something after the Nature Company closed. -------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:53 PM
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F***ed in the head. Posts: 1,817 Joined: 17-March 07 |
Man, Marty Straka sounds upset..
The old one let you restart if you didnt like the way it came out.. We fucking need that. I almost lost it.. |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:55 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
Marty Straka stole that speech from Terrell Owens.
-------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Jan 30 2008, 11:56 PM
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 Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,512 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
QUOTE(Kusand @ Jan 30 2008, 11:51 PM) Oh man, did I need that laugh. Whoever did that Romney message is my hero. Do you even have to ask? -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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Jan 30 2008, 11:56 PM
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F***ed in the head. Posts: 1,817 Joined: 17-March 07 |
QUOTE(Batshit Insane @ Jan 30 2008, 11:53 PM) Man, Marty Straka sounds upset.. The old one let you restart if you didnt like the way it came out.. We fucking need that. I almost lost it.. Fuck. it sounds more like some Indian than Marty Straka, who does have a funny little sad voice.. |
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Jan 31 2008, 12:16 AM
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 If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u? Posts: 19,011 Joined: 15-March 07 From: South Florida I Like: Dr. Ben Carson |
Who did the Romney one? That was Comedy Central material!!!!
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Jan 31 2008, 01:15 AM
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 Member Posts: 1,539 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Long Island I Like: Winning I Don't Like: Omar Minaya |
Straka sounds an awful lot like Comic The Insult Triumph Dog.
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Jan 31 2008, 11:48 AM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,068 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Jan 31 2008, 12:16 AM) Who did the Romney one? Guilty. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:06 PM
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 Can't Quit Avery Posts: 7,884 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Carroll Gardens I Like: 3rd line players |
Anyone else hear Pet- um, the Mayan almost break into laughter upon his prediction?
 Plus, Blaise Pascal seems quite the Forsberg fan, even from beyond the grave...guess he wagered the whole afterlife thing properly! |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:16 PM
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Likes to look things up Posts: 2,366,628 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Looking at the stats I Don't Like: Guessing what stats were |
QUOTE(rightbug @ Jan 31 2008, 11:48 AM) Guilty. I thought so. But I didn't want to guess and look dumb if I was wrong. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:35 PM
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If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u? Posts: 19,011 Joined: 15-March 07 From: South Florida I Like: Dr. Ben Carson |
QUOTE(Kusand @ Jan 31 2008, 02:16 PM) I thought so. But I didn't want to guess and look dumb if I was wrong. It would have been ok, you're still dumb anyway. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:37 PM
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If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u? Posts: 19,011 Joined: 15-March 07 From: South Florida I Like: Dr. Ben Carson |
QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Jan 31 2008, 02:35 PM) It would have been ok, you're still dumb anyway. Oh no. Greatone will now take that seriously if i don't clarify myself. It was not meant as an offensive remark Kus. Just to make sure... -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:40 PM
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QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Jan 31 2008, 02:37 PM) Oh no. Greatone will now take that seriously if i don't clarify myself. It was not meant as an offensive remark Kus. Just to make sure... I was all ready to get fired up for a down and dirty flame war, too. Damn. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 02:41 PM
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 Member Posts: 16,902 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Florida |
QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Jan 31 2008, 02:37 PM) Oh no. Greatone will now take that seriously if i don't clarify myself. It was not meant as an offensive remark Kus. Just to make sure... Dont you have more self-loathing about girls to do? -------------------- "I think Greatone is one more JKman talent evaluation or 101 trade proposal away from going on a killing spree."
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Jan 31 2008, 03:05 PM
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If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u? Posts: 19,011 Joined: 15-March 07 From: South Florida I Like: Dr. Ben Carson |
QUOTE(Greatone @ Jan 31 2008, 02:41 PM) Dont you have more self-loathing about girls to do? Did you take our advices on curing your flu? Drink warm rum with some honey in it, i recommend it that way it puts you to sleep and you can shut up for a while. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 03:06 PM
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If u read this,u're a moron! U just read this,didnt u? Posts: 19,011 Joined: 15-March 07 From: South Florida I Like: Dr. Ben Carson |
QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Jan 31 2008, 03:05 PM) Did you take our advices on curing your flu? Drink warm rum with some honey in it, i recommend it that way it puts you to sleep and you can shut up for a while. And no...by saying "puts you to sleep" i did not imply that it should kill you. Just want to make that clear for you. -------------------- |
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Jan 31 2008, 05:05 PM
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 Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
Hahahahahaha whoever did the Renney one fucked it up completely. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Jan 31 2008, 08:46 PM
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 This Space for Rent Posts: 4,450 Joined: 15-March 07 From: 6 months outside of downtown 40 I Don't Like: Florida |
QUOTE(RedHerring @ Jan 31 2008, 05:05 PM) Hahahahahaha whoever did the Renney one fucked it up completely. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I called from my work phone (VoIP phone) and the call cut out just as I was about to say "eat"- What's a gay horse EAT! 
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Jan 31 2008, 09:13 PM
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Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
QUOTE(Puckforbrains @ Jan 31 2008, 08:46 PM) I called from my work phone (VoIP phone) and the call cut out just as I was about to say "eat"- What's a gay horse EAT! Oh hahaha nice nice. |
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Jan 31 2008, 11:37 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
I am so amused.
-------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Feb 1 2008, 03:14 AM
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F***ed in the head. Posts: 1,817 Joined: 17-March 07 |
QUOTE(NYRangers @ Jan 31 2008, 01:15 AM) Straka sounds an awful lot like Comic The Insult Triumph Dog. I hear that.. But it sounds a bit MORE like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Comic The Insult Triumph Dog.. Wow. Thats awesome. Edited, because I'd like to add this: MORE! Come on guys. The last one went away in like 2 days. We gotta keep this thing going! theres some funny people here. We can do better! Well Cliffs was awesome, so maybe not BETTER, but we can do more.. This post has been edited by Batshit Insane: Feb 1 2008, 03:16 AM |
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Feb 1 2008, 02:26 PM
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Member Posts: 1,539 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Long Island I Like: Winning I Don't Like: Omar Minaya |
"I hear that.. But it sounds a bit MORE like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Comic The Insult Triumph Dog.. Wow. Thats awesome. laugh2.gif laugh2.gif laugh2.gif"
Hahaha. Thats bad, it was late. 
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Feb 1 2008, 02:48 PM
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Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
I can't do these things with my roommates in the room!
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Feb 1 2008, 06:38 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
WHO IS SINGING RICK ASTLEY
edit: I was never serenaded with a Rick Astley song. amazing. This post has been edited by ree: Feb 1 2008, 06:40 PM -------------------- QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 12 2012, 08:37 PM) Gaborik was smoother at getting legs to open up than Billy Dee Williams with a bottle of champagne in dim lighting. |
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Feb 1 2008, 06:43 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
Who gave DLR the phone number for our answering machine?!
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Feb 1 2008, 07:00 PM
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 Take care spike your hair, woo woo woo you know it. Posts: 5,720 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Dallas Tx. I Like: fistpumping with my browski's I Don't Like: Running out of hair gel, are you serious bro? |
QUOTE(ree @ Feb 1 2008, 06:38 PM) WHO IS SINGING RICK ASTLEY edit: I was never serenaded with a Rick Astley song. amazing.
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Feb 1 2008, 07:18 PM
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aggressively mean & apathetic Posts: 6,002 Joined: 11-November 07 From: Section 424 I Like: not doing things I Don't Like: doing things |
YOU!
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Feb 5 2008, 12:19 AM
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 Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: 29-January 08 From: New Haven, CT I Like: alpacas. I Don't Like: pollen. |
I just noticed this thread isn't stickied or whatnot, it's pinned. Does that mean we're going steady with it? How does it feel about all the other threads we've pinned? We're quite the collective stud, apparently.
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Feb 5 2008, 06:05 PM
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Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
Oh man look at all those new ones!
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Feb 6 2008, 06:40 PM
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Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
Come on you assholes!
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Feb 10 2008, 12:52 PM
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Lulz. I makes them. Posts: 5,398 Joined: 16-March 07 I Like: Keeping up with the Kardashians I Don't Like: Paper gangstas |
Ok, 4 cheap shots on members here and no retaliation? Disappointing.
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