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 Oct 3 2009, 08:59 PM
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 Rangerlands Eeyore!  Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season  |
Because this one is a gem:
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"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Oct 3 2009, 09:03 PM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
Another great one:
 -------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Oct 3 2009, 11:03 PM
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 Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
Some more pics:
   The Sens player is Kovalev    This one belongs in the objectification thread. *Le sigh* -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 3 2009, 11:06 PM
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 Take care spike your hair, woo woo woo you know it. Posts: 5,720 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Dallas Tx. I Like: fistpumping with my browski's I Don't Like: Running out of hair gel, are you serious bro? |
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 3 2009, 10:03 PM)  Another great one: Torts: You have a rectangle butt. --------------------  Hearing the old ESPN new york asian escort cue totally made my nipples hard. They almost cut through my shirt. what. What exactly was the new york escort lockout of '95 about? Sorry I was 4 me not know. It was your fault. |
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Oct 3 2009, 11:48 PM
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 Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Prospal and Dubi might have too much face for one line.
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Oct 4 2009, 01:05 AM
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 Head, Rangerland Safety and Health Posts: 20,273 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Whitey McWhitesville, NJ I Like: Robin Scherbatsky I Don't Like: Old King Clancy |
Keep fuckin' that chicken.
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Oct 4 2009, 08:05 AM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 4 2009, 12:48 AM) Prospal and Dubi might have too much face for one line. But the way Prospal reacts reminds me of Straka. -------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Oct 4 2009, 09:58 AM
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 Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
Paper beats rock, bitch. -------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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Oct 4 2009, 11:33 AM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 4 2009, 09:05 AM) But the way Prospal reacts reminds me of Straka. No bout adoubt it, he is the new Czech elf. I'm just saying we need to break them up so we can have some goofy face out there for more of the game. If they get shut down together we have nothing. -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2009, 01:36 PM
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 EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,077 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
Tonight on Where Are They Now?: Freddie Prinze, Jr. pursues his dream of providing intermission entertainment at professional sporting events. -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2009, 01:38 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 4 2009, 12:03 AM) Some more pics: Mmmph gudda fuh you uhh. -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2009, 01:39 PM
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 Some people don't think it be like it is, but it do. Posts: 2,055 Joined: 12-April 07 From: The All American Valley I Like: LW I Don't Like: D |
awww, he traded all his minutes for a puck... Mom'll be pissed about this one. -------------------- I have all the characteristics of a human being - flesh, blood,
skin, hair - but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me, and I don't know why. |
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Oct 4 2009, 01:56 PM
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 Can't Quit Avery Posts: 7,884 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Carroll Gardens I Like: 3rd line players |
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 3 2009, 10:03 PM) Another great one: "One day at a time, Wade....remember what your sponsor said!" |
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Oct 4 2009, 02:06 PM
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 LIKE AMARE Posts: 25,061 Joined: 29-July 08 From: New Providence, NJ I Like: The Knicks! I Don't Like: Lebronakkah |
Hehehe the kids don't know I licked this for good luck -------------------- Wade Redden is my hero, and shall be revered forever.
 QUOTE(bloodorange @ Jun 22 2010, 05:22 PM) On this point, I agree with xcdude. |
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Oct 4 2009, 02:52 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
DZ is going to be pissed when he finds out this is the puck from his first goal. -------------------- |
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Oct 5 2009, 10:40 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
These are so good. It's way early in the season but the fans are in mid-season form.
Torts is right. Conditioning works! -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 5 2009, 11:02 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
    -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 5 2009, 11:05 PM
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Take care spike your hair, woo woo woo you know it. Posts: 5,720 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Dallas Tx. I Like: fistpumping with my browski's I Don't Like: Running out of hair gel, are you serious bro? |
QUOTE(DanTRQ @ Oct 4 2009, 02:39 PM) awww, he traded all his minutes for a puck... Mom'll be pissed about this one. 
-------------------- Hearing the old ESPN new york asian escort cue totally made my nipples hard. They almost cut through my shirt. what. What exactly was the new york escort lockout of '95 about? Sorry I was 4 me not know. It was your fault. |
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Oct 5 2009, 11:06 PM
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 Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,510 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
No no, dude, dude, watch...you make your celebration faces like this....RRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!! -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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Oct 5 2009, 11:07 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
 That's Callahan (#24) falling on Brodeur.  It's Kotalik.    -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 5 2009, 11:09 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
Ooof! Oh, god. This girdle is killing me!
-------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 5 2009, 11:17 PM
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 second line right wing on team negative Posts: 2,709 Joined: 8-July 07 From: LI I Like: nothing. I Don't Like: much of anything. |
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 6 2009, 12:07 AM) that ranger fan looks like he wants to sucker punch zajac. which is exactly how i felt when he scored. |
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Oct 6 2009, 10:33 AM
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EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,077 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
Jake Steinfeld and Dennis Franz are not impressed; Judge Judy is not amused. This post has been edited by Sed: Oct 6 2009, 10:34 AM -------------------- |
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Oct 9 2009, 07:38 PM
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 Member Posts: 1,984 Joined: 17-April 08 From: Central NJ (yes we exist) I Like: I love all my children equally I Don't Like: I don't care for Gob. |
 I found this amusing. -------------------- "Can I work here? I'll do anything. I'll get in my bra and you can throw nails at me!" - Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
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Oct 9 2009, 07:43 PM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM) I found this amusing. I wear this mask to protect my hair from the puck. -------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Oct 9 2009, 07:43 PM
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Head, Rangerland Safety and Health Posts: 20,273 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Whitey McWhitesville, NJ I Like: Robin Scherbatsky I Don't Like: Old King Clancy |
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM) I found this amusing. He appears to be looking at the camera. |
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Oct 9 2009, 08:40 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM) I found this amusing. OK, don't make any sudden moves and it won't sting you. Torts from the bench: FOR FACK'S SAKE IT'S NOT A BEE! -------------------- |
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Oct 9 2009, 11:00 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
     Kotalik. I think we've all seen what this one leads to. 
-------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 9 2009, 11:09 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
     Matt Gilroy. Because it just feels right. -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 9 2009, 11:16 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
QUOTE OK. This is my coy goalie look. See my eyes are really wide? So, photog? Get a tight close-up of my face and upper body and, aw, DAMMIT! Who the hell shot that puck at me? What? The game is on? Now? Fack! OK, come back later. Sometime in the 3rd period--and we'll finish this. -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 9 2009, 11:55 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Torts: Aaron, stop trying to shoot or you're going to hurt yourself. -------------------- |
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Oct 10 2009, 01:48 AM
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 Member Posts: 2,572 Joined: 2-April 07 From: Exiled to Baltimore - DUCK! I Like: Surprise rookie sensations I Don't Like: Very few Stanley Cups |
Rangers defensemen Michael Rosival and Michael Del Zotto escort 2 mentally-challenged youths onto the ice on Community Outreach Night. |
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Oct 10 2009, 07:20 AM
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 Member Posts: 2,159 Joined: 6-December 08 From: New Hyde Park, NY I Like: Corn Dogs I Don't Like: Moldy onion rolls |
 Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding?? This post has been edited by Scuubs: Oct 10 2009, 07:23 AM |
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Oct 10 2009, 08:07 AM
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Rangerlands Eeyore! Posts: 32,390 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Running in the rain until I'm breathless I Like: The start of baseball season I Don't Like: The start of Mets season |
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 10 2009, 12:55 AM) Torts: Aaron, stop trying to shoot or I'm going to hurt you. Fixed. -------------------- Behind the Press
"Hey, look. Somebody put the lead in the first paragraph." -- From Overheard in the Newsroom About another Reporter entering the newsroom after an intense interview: Reporter #1: “Look at him, he’s got that after-sex glow.” Reporter #2: “That’s the glow I get when a good story comes together.” -- Overheard in the Newsroom |
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Oct 10 2009, 08:10 AM
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 Sofa King don't care how annoyed you are. Posts: 17,747 Joined: 15-March 07 From: flippin' the bird with Ignignokt and Err I Like: America I Don't Like: Americans |
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 08:20 AM) Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding?? Maybe I'm showing my age, but that's not where my mind went with that photo. Instead it went here:  He just looks terrified in that photo, with his arms pulled in like that. It looks like he's standing really still and hoping the sphere doesn't see him. This post has been edited by Alitaki: Oct 10 2009, 08:12 AM --------------------  |
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Oct 10 2009, 08:29 AM
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Member Posts: 2,159 Joined: 6-December 08 From: New Hyde Park, NY I Like: Corn Dogs I Don't Like: Moldy onion rolls |
QUOTE(Alitaki @ Oct 10 2009, 09:10 AM) Maybe I'm showing my age, but that's not where my mind went with that photo. Instead it went here: He just looks terrified in that photo, with his arms pulled in like that. It looks like he's standing really still and hoping the sphere doesn't see him. Sorry, I don't get it...what's the sphere from?? |
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Oct 10 2009, 08:52 AM
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Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
HA!!! I don't know what's funnier; the Phantasm reference, taki feeling old about or scuubs not getting it.
-------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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Oct 10 2009, 09:20 AM
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Member Posts: 2,159 Joined: 6-December 08 From: New Hyde Park, NY I Like: Corn Dogs I Don't Like: Moldy onion rolls |
QUOTE(Bleedin-Blue @ Oct 10 2009, 09:52 AM) HA!!! I don't know what's funnier; the Phantasm reference, taki feeling old about or scuubs not getting it. As in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm? Obviously not.... after a quick wikipedia search, I found out it's a horror series. I wasn't born for the original, and was 6 for the sequel. Odd though that I don't recall the 3rd and 4th movies. Oh well. |
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Oct 10 2009, 09:48 AM
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Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
The first two were good, classic cheesy horror flicks that were typical of that era. The first one was creepy as hell...especially for an 8-year-old or however old I was at the time I saw it.
-------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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Oct 10 2009, 11:29 AM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Glad someone else noticed Henke looks scared there, which is why I made the bee joke.
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Oct 10 2009, 02:02 PM
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 Member Posts: 4,274 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Carmel, NY |
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 08:20 AM) Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding?? Well its a bit rough, but as requested... 
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Oct 10 2009, 02:29 PM
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Member Posts: 2,159 Joined: 6-December 08 From: New Hyde Park, NY I Like: Corn Dogs I Don't Like: Moldy onion rolls |
QUOTE(Rick91981 @ Oct 10 2009, 03:02 PM) Well its a bit rough, but as requested... No way...it's perfect. Do you mind if I use it as an avatar or a sig? |
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Oct 10 2009, 02:54 PM
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Member Posts: 4,274 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Carmel, NY |
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 03:29 PM) No way...it's perfect. Do you mind if I use it as an avatar or a sig? Do as you please with it. If you want it as an avatar though, try a smaller size: 
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Oct 11 2009, 09:25 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
    The player between Valli and Henke is Anisimov. (i'm pretty sure.)  This post has been edited by LisaLisa: Oct 11 2009, 10:43 PM -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 11 2009, 09:32 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 11,010 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
     -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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Oct 11 2009, 10:03 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,834 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
No tongue Vinny, bad Vinny. -------------------- |
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Oct 11 2009, 10:04 PM
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Head, Rangerland Safety and Health Posts: 20,273 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Whitey McWhitesville, NJ I Like: Robin Scherbatsky I Don't Like: Old King Clancy |
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 11 2009, 11:03 PM) No tongue Vinny, bad Vinny. He just wants somebody to love, he just needs somebody to love. |
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Oct 11 2009, 10:08 PM
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LIKE AMARE Posts: 25,061 Joined: 29-July 08 From: New Providence, NJ I Like: The Knicks! I Don't Like: Lebronakkah |
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 11 2009, 10:25 PM) Vali: Oh fuck why does Lundqvist always come over after I have success for once Ranger I can't Identify: Why what does he always do? Lundqvist: He Vali nice shutout, remember how i had 10 two years ago... -------------------- Wade Redden is my hero, and shall be revered forever.
QUOTE(bloodorange @ Jun 22 2010, 05:22 PM) On this point, I agree with xcdude. |
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Oct 11 2009, 10:08 PM
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 Mike Ruppboi Posts: 12,975 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Uranus I Like: Looking good I Don't Like: Looking bummy |
The NHL's latest marketing campaign of giving the fans ringside seats to hockey prison is deemed an utter failure minutes later. -------------------- Batman uses women for sex and tactical advantages.
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Oct 11 2009, 10:10 PM
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Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
D-Day's foray into the NHL isn't working so well is it? -------------------- They say 'eh' instead of 'what' or 'duh'. That's the mighty power of Canada.
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