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 May 27 2012, 12:27 AM
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May 27 2012, 12:40 AM
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 The Dude Posts: 16,130 Joined: 31-March 07 From: West Tennessee I Like: Bowling I Don't Like: Marmots |
Remember to limber up, double tap, and always check in the back seat.
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May 27 2012, 08:53 AM
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 I stole Ron Duguay's hair! Posts: 10,516 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Texas, there be dragons here. I Like: ado I Don't Like: adieu |
enjoy the little things.
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May 28 2012, 09:28 AM
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 SWBAT: Posts: 7,184 Joined: 29-July 08 From: Dalton, Massachusetts I Like: Henrik Lundqvist I Don't Like: The Boston Red Sox |
QUOTE(Kusand @ May 27 2012, 01:27 AM) 
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May 28 2012, 02:45 PM
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 Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,823 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
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May 28 2012, 03:15 PM
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 Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 10,981 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
That article is too tame. The title of this one is much more alarming.
Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police Now that's how you do it right. Also, video! Was it the heat? Lesson learned: Stay the f#ck away from Miami! -------------------- QUOTE When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?' --Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) |
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May 29 2012, 02:23 PM
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 This Space for Rent Posts: 4,450 Joined: 15-March 07 From: 6 months outside of downtown 40 I Don't Like: Florida |
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May 29 2012, 02:28 PM
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 Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
Screw this, I'm getting my melee weapon, my boat and my fishing rods and I'm out of here. Good luck suckers.
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May 30 2012, 06:11 AM
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In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? 'Los submarinos.'
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May 30 2012, 07:37 AM
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I stole Ron Duguay's hair! Posts: 10,516 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Texas, there be dragons here. I Like: ado I Don't Like: adieu |
You were thinking about fuckin' Wichita!
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May 30 2012, 10:07 AM
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 Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,034 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
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May 30 2012, 11:50 AM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
Not for nothing, it is 2012. Were only about 6 months from the end of days.
Get together some melee weapons, no firearms ammo is a pain. Get to a body of water that is deep enough where the zombies can't walk to it and make sure there is a population if figh to feed on in the body of water. Don't do an ocean, you don't want to et stuck out to sea during a storm or not be able to get to land if necessary. |
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May 30 2012, 12:38 PM
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 Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,467 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 30 2012, 12:50 PM) Not for nothing, it is 2012. Were only about 6 months from the end of days. Get together some melee weapons, no firearms ammo is a pain. Get to a body of water that is deep enough where the zombies can't walk to it and make sure there is a population if figh to feed on in the body of water. Don't do an ocean, you don't want to et stuck out to sea during a storm or not be able to get to land if necessary. These typos are awesome. I've never heard anyone say that figs are good apocalypse food, but whatever, why not? Unless the zombies have already started gnawing on the part of your brain responsible for spelling. -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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May 30 2012, 12:47 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,034 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 30 2012, 12:50 PM) Not for nothing, it is 2012. Were only about 6 months from the end of days. And, let we forget, I witnessed the two largest hail storms I have ever seen by a massively wide margin yesterday. But Saturday will be sunny and beautiful for my wedding! -------------------- |
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May 30 2012, 01:04 PM
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Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,467 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 30 2012, 01:47 PM) QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 30 2012, 12:50 PM) Not for nothing, it is 2012. Were only about 6 months from the end of days. And, let we forget, I witnessed the two largest hail storms I have ever seen by a massively wide margin yesterday. But Saturday will be sunny and beautiful for my wedding! You'd better hold it on an island in the middle of a deep lake, just in case. -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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May 30 2012, 02:00 PM
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 Sofa King don't care how annoyed you are. Posts: 17,701 Joined: 15-March 07 From: flippin' the bird with Ignignokt and Err I Like: America I Don't Like: Americans |
QUOTE(Mike B. @ May 30 2012, 02:04 PM) QUOTE(rightbug @ May 30 2012, 01:47 PM) QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 30 2012, 12:50 PM) Not for nothing, it is 2012. Were only about 6 months from the end of days. And, let we forget, I witnessed the two largest hail storms I have ever seen by a massively wide margin yesterday. But Saturday will be sunny and beautiful for my wedding! You'd better hold it on an island in the middle of a deep lake, just in case. Islands are no good. The zombies can walk the deep ocean floor until they come up onto shore. You need a floating island. Like a oil rig or cruise ship. --------------------  |
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May 30 2012, 02:01 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,823 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Sharks will fight zombies if they encounter them. Lucio Fulci would never lie about this.
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May 30 2012, 02:18 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,034 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(Alitaki @ May 30 2012, 03:00 PM) Islands are no good. The zombies can walk the deep ocean floor until they come up onto shore. You need a floating island. Like a oil rig or cruise ship. QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ May 30 2012, 03:01 PM) Sharks will fight zombies if they encounter them. Lucio Fulci would never lie about this. Agreed with Nilan which is important because I tend to think that zombies, bloated with decompositional gas as they are, will tend to float rather than sink to the bottom. -------------------- |
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May 30 2012, 02:36 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,823 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
I was just going by the movie Zombie. It had a zombie fight a fucking shark after all.
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May 30 2012, 02:40 PM
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Sofa King don't care how annoyed you are. Posts: 17,701 Joined: 15-March 07 From: flippin' the bird with Ignignokt and Err I Like: America I Don't Like: Americans |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 30 2012, 03:18 PM) QUOTE(Alitaki @ May 30 2012, 03:00 PM) Islands are no good. The zombies can walk the deep ocean floor until they come up onto shore. You need a floating island. Like a oil rig or cruise ship. QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ May 30 2012, 03:01 PM) Sharks will fight zombies if they encounter them. Lucio Fulci would never lie about this. Agreed with Nilan which is important because I tend to think that zombies, bloated with decompositional gas as they are, will tend to float rather than sink to the bottom. unless they're fresh zombies and aren't full of bloat. -------------------- |
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May 30 2012, 02:44 PM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
If they are ripped up they are going to fill up with water and sink. Even if they aren't ripped up, they don't have the intelligence to close their mouths and will fill with water through their mouth.
Once sunk, it will be incredibly hard for them to move, especially as their muscles begin to deteriorate even further then they already have. Assuming they don't sink, they aren't going to swim, they are going to float and be a floppy mess. Bottom line though, yes an island is most likely no good. A boat of some sort is the best bet. The problem of course is being able t cook the fish you catch for meals. Any form of starting fires is going to run out over time and you don't want to risk bacteria or anything from uncooked foods. |
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May 30 2012, 02:52 PM
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I stole Ron Duguay's hair! Posts: 10,516 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Texas, there be dragons here. I Like: ado I Don't Like: adieu |
QUOTE(SorryaboutthatWhoa @ May 30 2012, 02:44 PM) The problem of course is being able to cook the fish you catch for meals. Any form of starting fires is going to run out over time and you don't want to risk bacteria or anything from uncooked foods. so, being sushi trained is now key? cool. -------------------- Special thanks go to Rick91981 for assistance in making the Official Judas Crease Hair Flip avatar a reality!
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May 30 2012, 03:27 PM
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The Dude Posts: 16,130 Joined: 31-March 07 From: West Tennessee I Like: Bowling I Don't Like: Marmots |
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ May 30 2012, 02:01 PM) Sharks will fight zombies if they encounter them. Lucio Fulci would never lie about this. And create zombie sharks 
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May 30 2012, 03:28 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 10,981 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ May 30 2012, 04:27 PM) QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ May 30 2012, 02:01 PM) Sharks will fight zombies if they encounter them. Lucio Fulci would never lie about this. And create zombie sharks That can walk on land on their fins?? 
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May 31 2012, 04:33 PM
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 a tiger who just wants to watch the world burn Posts: 2,009,677 Joined: 17-March 07 From: Cincinnati, OH I Like: Ketchup I Don't Like: Catsup |
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May 31 2012, 05:33 PM
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 LIKE AMARE Posts: 25,009 Joined: 29-July 08 From: New Providence, NJ I Like: The Knicks! I Don't Like: Lebronakkah |
WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE
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May 31 2012, 07:25 PM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
I'm willing to think this may not be related if only because this guy was beating up people with baseball bats before this.
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May 31 2012, 09:27 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,823 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
I'm thinking that PCP is making a comeback.
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May 31 2012, 09:33 PM
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 Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
Sherman Hemsley?
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Jun 1 2012, 02:55 PM
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Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,467 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wildernes...mbie-apocalypse
The CDC says there is nothing to worry about - i.e., gather your weapons and stock up on bottled water. -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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Jun 1 2012, 04:24 PM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
QUOTE(Mike B. @ Jun 1 2012, 03:55 PM) http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/wildernes...mbie-apocalypse The CDC says there is nothing to worry about - i.e., gather your weapons and stock up on bottled water. We're so screwed. We should really start planning this out. |
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Jun 1 2012, 08:14 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 10,981 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
That's it! I'm ringing my apt. with explosives. If they get in...BOOM. I'm not going out like that! I will not be taken. I'm going out my way and I'm taking as many of those bastards with me as I can.
 Which goes down easier for cats: arsenic or cyanide? They won't be taken either. 
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Jun 1 2012, 08:22 PM
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I stole Ron Duguay's hair! Posts: 10,516 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Texas, there be dragons here. I Like: ado I Don't Like: adieu |
I'm beginning to pity those of you who live too far from the gin-u-wine rednex that Tallahassee placed value on.
Is it too soon to put a big ol' number 3 on my car doors? -------------------- Special thanks go to Rick91981 for assistance in making the Official Judas Crease Hair Flip avatar a reality!
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Jun 1 2012, 08:44 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 10,981 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
Do it!
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Jun 1 2012, 08:46 PM
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Death from adjacent Posts: 14,892 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Jerktown - Population you. Also, me. I Like: bring my shuttle. I Don't Like: alert my Star Destroyer to--blah blah blah. |
I sure wouldn't mind fuckin' Wichita.
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Jun 1 2012, 09:11 PM
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 Deal with it. Posts: 7,547 Joined: 1-December 07 From: New York |
Speaking of, Zombieland 2 was announced.
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Jun 1 2012, 10:15 PM
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Goodbye, sweetie. Posts: 10,981 Joined: 29-April 08 From: No. I Like: No. I Don't Like: No. |
Interesting timing. Coincidence? I think not!
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Jun 1 2012, 10:32 PM
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This Space for Rent Posts: 4,450 Joined: 15-March 07 From: 6 months outside of downtown 40 I Don't Like: Florida |
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Jun 2 2012, 03:05 AM
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The Dude Posts: 16,130 Joined: 31-March 07 From: West Tennessee I Like: Bowling I Don't Like: Marmots |
I think it's just hilarious the CDC actually responded to this crap.
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Jun 3 2012, 05:43 AM
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Sofa King don't care how annoyed you are. Posts: 17,701 Joined: 15-March 07 From: flippin' the bird with Ignignokt and Err I Like: America I Don't Like: Americans |
I think it's amusing that people are thinking Night of the Living Dead when clearly this is more Cannibal Holocaust.
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Jun 3 2012, 06:11 PM
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Owner and operator of Total Bastard Productions. Posts: 14,823 Joined: 15-March 07 From: New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten. I Like: Minions. I Don't Like: Not having minions. |
Not enough animal cruelty for a Cannibal Holocaust parallel.
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Jun 7 2012, 08:15 PM
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Co-Founder of Karaoke and Roll Posts: 20,523 Joined: 20-March 07 I Like: John Stamos I Don't Like: Derek |
Have we talked about bath salts yet?
I read three different stories outside of what we've already discussed about people eating faces, biting police or gnawing on cop cars. And oh yeah, now people are waking up... at their funerals! Two stories in Egypt and Brazil http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/af...pt-7742041.html http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/b..._n_1578283.html This post has been edited by SorryaboutthatWhoa: Jun 7 2012, 08:15 PM |
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