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post Sep 27 2010, 08:42 AM
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post Sep 27 2010, 08:51 AM
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That's an unpleasant segway to the afterlife.

Sorry. That's not even a good joke.
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post Sep 27 2010, 09:03 AM
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post Sep 27 2010, 10:00 AM
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QUOTE(toph @ Sep 27 2010, 09:51 AM) *
That's an unpleasant segway to the afterlife.

Sorry. That's not even a good joke.


Not that bad actually since segway was taken from the italian word segue which means follows, or is also a transition without interruptions in movies. So there you go.



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post Sep 27 2010, 10:23 AM
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QUOTE(Hockey101 @ Sep 27 2010, 11:00 AM) *
Not that bad actually since segway was taken from the italian word segue which means follows, or is also a transition without interruptions in movies. So there you go.


Nooooooooooo. It couldn't be! Toph must have made the pun by accident! smile.gif


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post Sep 27 2010, 10:52 AM
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QUOTE(Kusand @ Sep 27 2010, 11:23 AM) *
Nooooooooooo. It couldn't be! Toph must have made the pun by accident! smile.gif

Maybe he was just trying to 1-up my shitty pun with biting sarcasm?

On second thought, probably not.
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