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 May 3 2012, 03:15 PM
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 Ask me about my heath hen.  Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web  |
Remember how everyone made fun of that guy who sued Apple because Siri is not as awesome as they say it is in their ads? Well, in the latest Siri ad Zooey Deschanel is all, "Siri, it's raining out. We should order tomato soup." and Siri replies, "Okay, I found two restaurants in your area that have tomato soup on the menu who deliver."
So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!! -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:18 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
"Siri -- SATS is being hyperbolic again."
"Okay, I've found the name of a therapist specializing in anger management and he has an appointment open tomorrow at 3:00." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:18 PM
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 Jarringly Beautiful Posts: 11,753 Joined: 15-March 07 From: NJ I Like: knuckleheaded stuff I Don't Like: broad brush strokes |
I like tomato soup.
-------------------- Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg. It was built in 1912 and rebuilt in 1934, and offers, as do most Boston artifacts, a compromise between Man's Euclidean determinations and Nature's beguiling irregularities. - John Updike |
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May 3 2012, 03:19 PM
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Jarringly Beautiful Posts: 11,753 Joined: 15-March 07 From: NJ I Like: knuckleheaded stuff I Don't Like: broad brush strokes |
I want to sue SATS for creating a thread for a stupid game. ACTUAL DAMAGES. PAIN AND SUFFERING.
-------------------- Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg. It was built in 1912 and rebuilt in 1934, and offers, as do most Boston artifacts, a compromise between Man's Euclidean determinations and Nature's beguiling irregularities. - John Updike |
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May 3 2012, 03:20 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
"Siri, the Rangers are having trouble scoring."
"Okay, I've found an empty warehouse for lease and have made arrangements to have Marion Gaborik's family taken hostage." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:20 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(jburns @ May 3 2012, 04:19 PM)  I want to sue SATS for creating a thread for a stupid game. ACTUAL DAMAGES. PAIN AND SUFFERING. I'm going to award you 18.5 million dollars. And 72 cents. -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:26 PM
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 model slash actor Posts: 13,498 Joined: 24-April 08 From: ny |
I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. |
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May 3 2012, 03:28 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. I stand corrected! What am I going to do with all of this outrage?! QUOTE The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. That is fucking awesome. -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:30 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM) QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. That is fucking awesome. At least she doesn't call you "cock rod." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 03:31 PM
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 Ding Dong, man. Posts: 18,495 Joined: 15-March 07 I Don't Like: unions |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:30 PM) QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM) QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. That is fucking awesome. At least she doesn't call you "cock rod." Cock cobbler! -------------------- Y'all laying up, doing shit. Nahmean, playing whatever little volleyballs they got on the beach and doing everything, the activities.
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May 3 2012, 03:33 PM
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Jarringly Beautiful Posts: 11,753 Joined: 15-March 07 From: NJ I Like: knuckleheaded stuff I Don't Like: broad brush strokes |
QUOTE(Mike B. @ May 3 2012, 04:31 PM) QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:30 PM) QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM) QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. That is fucking awesome. At least she doesn't call you "cock rod." Cock cobbler! Can someone ask Siri where I can find a cock cobbler? If she says Washington DC, I will go trade in my Droid for an i-Phone. -------------------- Fenway Park, in Boston, is a lyric little bandbox of a ballpark. Everything is painted green and seems in curiously sharp focus, like the inside of an old-fashioned peeping-type Easter egg. It was built in 1912 and rebuilt in 1934, and offers, as do most Boston artifacts, a compromise between Man's Euclidean determinations and Nature's beguiling irregularities. - John Updike |
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May 3 2012, 03:39 PM
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model slash actor Posts: 13,498 Joined: 24-April 08 From: ny |
I asked. She said, "Ask nice, now."
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May 3 2012, 04:01 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:39 PM) I asked. "Okay, check the forums on Rangerland.net." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 04:40 PM
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 EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,068 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
"Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon."
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May 3 2012, 05:09 PM
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Ask me about my heath hen. Posts: 11,065 Joined: 15-March 07 From: Plowing your fields I Like: Sheep I Don't Like: The World Wide Web |
QUOTE(Sed @ May 3 2012, 05:40 PM) "Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon."  "Siri, I need the number of the local CIA office." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 05:16 PM
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EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,068 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 06:09 PM) QUOTE(Sed @ May 3 2012, 05:40 PM) "Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon." "Siri, I need the number of the local CIA office." "OK - there are two drones near that location." -------------------- |
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May 3 2012, 05:26 PM
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 Likes to look things up Posts: 2,366,624 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Looking at the stats I Don't Like: Guessing what stats were |
Siri, did I bust anyone and lock them up alone this weekend?
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May 3 2012, 05:42 PM
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EtymoloJesus Posts: 28,068 Joined: 15-March 07 I Like: Max the Knight I Don't Like: Garbage-eating enemies |
QUOTE(Kusand @ May 3 2012, 06:26 PM) Siri, did I bust anyone and lock them up alone this weekend? "I have found the numbers of 17 attorneys in your area." -------------------- |
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May 4 2012, 07:39 AM
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Official Ted Sator Axe Grinder Posts: 6,403 Joined: 16-March 07 From: Fire Sator!! I Like: Peter Sundstrom I Don't Like: Barry Beck |
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial. Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. I got: "I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Tomato Soup....17 of them are fairly close to you:" Then, quite ironically, the first restaurant listed is Bouley, which I am QUITE certain does not deliver and does not have a basic tomato soup on their menu. Maybe it's snuck into their $200 dollar, four star, michelin and Zagat top-rated chef's tasting menu. But they ain't cracking open a can of Campbell's for me. -------------------- Maybe I get what you're saying, not that your argument is coherent in the least. - Brian Leeds
SATW - Not innocent by reason of bafflement. Charlie - Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
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May 4 2012, 08:14 AM
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 Sofa King don't care how annoyed you are. Posts: 17,736 Joined: 15-March 07 From: flippin' the bird with Ignignokt and Err I Like: America I Don't Like: Americans |
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:15 PM) Remember how everyone made fun of that guy who sued Apple because Siri is not as awesome as they say it is in their ads? Well, in the latest Siri ad Zooey Deschanel is all, "Siri, it's raining out. We should order tomato soup." and Siri replies, "Okay, I found two restaurants in your area that have tomato soup on the menu who deliver." So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!! Done.  EDIT: That's what I get for not reading the whole thread. 
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May 4 2012, 09:09 AM
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model slash actor Posts: 13,498 Joined: 24-April 08 From: ny |
QUOTE(HDH @ May 4 2012, 08:39 AM) QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM) I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial. Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia. I got: "I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Tomato Soup....17 of them are fairly close to you:" Then, quite ironically, the first restaurant listed is Bouley, which I am QUITE certain does not deliver and does not have a basic tomato soup on their menu. Maybe it's snuck into their $200 dollar, four star, michelin and Zagat top-rated chef's tasting menu. But they ain't cracking open a can of Campbell's for me. Did you say "delivered" though? You have to say delivered! I did it wrong the first time and it just gave me all the restaurants in the area. |
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