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[gkrangers]

I'll start.

Sam Adams Blackberry Witbier

[Bleedin-Blue]

Oh my yes. Stone is, HANDS DOWN, the best microbrewery in the country. Try the others. They're all amazing.

[leedsy99]

Oh my yes. Stone is, HANDS DOWN, the best microbrewery in the country. Try the others. They're all amazing.

I have. Last weekend my brother and I went to a specialty bar that was carrying the Stone stuff on tap. They had to fetch my brother's order of the special brew of Arrogant Bastard* from a cask. Not a keg, from a wooden cask. It was a-maze-ing.

Sadly, after finishing the last of the six pack I bought to start the weekend, I just noticed the price: $15.99 for a six pack. Worth every penny, but with the way I chug brew, I'm going to have to make it a rare treat rather than a weekend standard. I almost bought a case of the stuff too. I imagine I probably would need a credit check for that.




*The bottle for Arrogant Bastard reads: "This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory -- maybe something with a multimillion dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this."

I might get the arrogant bastard demon tattooed on me. Pete's a wuss.

[Rocha]

*The bottle for Arrogant Bastard reads: "This is an aggressive beer. You probably won't like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory -- maybe something with a multimillion dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it's made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beer will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multimillion dollar ad campaigns make a beer taste better. Perhaps you're mouthing your words as you read this."

I would honestly put it back on the shelf after reading that. It sounds like it should be called Angry Internet Douche: The Beer. Then I'd walk down the aisle and pick up some Belgian or Quebec beer which tastes as good and doesn't have any emo whinging on the packaging.