I will be 41.

I may be married with kids, one of them nearly a teenager.

I will probably have 100,000 posts on Rangerland.

I may have some living room furniture, and finally a smart phone.

I may have no functional ligaments left.

Aaron and I will be the only ones on Rangerland not in a retirement home.

I will be pushing 50 and finding bathroom humor funnier than ever.

I could only hope to be retired - it's never going to happen.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

Just warming up.

I'll have been dead for the last twelve years.

BREAKING: NJ HOARDER SUFFOCATES IN HOCKEY JERSEY-FILLED HOUSE; POLICE SAY ALCOHOL A FACTOR

Funny you should say that because when I got home on Saturday night, I went to put a few recent pickups into the closet when the top shelf collapsed and they all fell on me. I just this very hour finished getting it all redone and rehung.

I'm glad you're OK, but that would have been a death worthy of a Spinal Tap drummer.

I will be 47 and mad Rangers did not win the cup since 1994 sigh.

To offer a serious answer--I will have opened the strangely amusing, off-the-wall, diner of my dreams.

Complete with barbeque pit. What's a diner w/o Bar-B-Que?

Did you keep your sanity by bouncing a basketball and making a game out of it?

I'll be 45. shit

I'll be 50!!!

I'll be 38... Damn.

Oh well, it doesn't really matter. Remember, civilization is going to end in December 2012

I may be going through a middle age crisis, get a leather jacket, a harley and go after young biker chicks.

You're planning to contract bubonic plague?

I'll be worried about my prostate, concerned that my teenage son may be gay, and voting Republican.

I'll be turning 39 three months after the contract expires. July 1, 2027, right?

We will be observing the 15 year anniversary of Lindsay Lohan's OD.

Maybe I won't be in journalism any more. Maybe.

You'll probably be a Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Journalist.

And I'll hate being called that.

Comglohymejo for short.

Teehee.

Yeah, that's even more douche sounding than "mojo."

The neighborhood in Brooklyn I'll be living in?

Holy fuck I'm going to be 19 in 3 days. This contract is 2 years shorter than I have lived. I'll be 36.

Hopefully I'll have a job and not still be in grad school.

Oh and maybe a kid and a wife.

And of course the Rangers will still not have won a cup.

I'll be fighting with my 17 year old daughter about her boyfriends. *sigh*

Maybe your 17-year old daughter can be friends with my 18-year old girlfriend!

Being creepy isn't a valid occupation.

Hey now we know why you'll have been dead for 12 years by the time the contract expires!

What makes you think it'll hold off until December? Earthquakes in Ottawa and Maryland? 2012 is being generous... It's prolly gonna be 2010 figuring on not having counted 4000 years of leap years...

I still won't have my college loans paid off.

I'll be 55, my kids will be 27,25 and 22. Dear God that's scary.

Same. Fuck.

http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2010/07/leake...s-contract.html
"Ah, who are we kidding? It's Edmonton."
The joke that never stops being funny.

We will be wondering how Sather is now entering his 27th year as GM in spite of winning only 2 playoff series in that time.

I'll be 54 and probably preparing to move into a 55-and-over community in a neighboring galaxy.

I'll be 39 and hopefully the owner a small island complete with its own tribe of people.

These people will re-enact great moments in American History for me.

This makes me laugh.

The reason why i think Lamoriello went with this is that he knows by 2012 the world will end. He's betting on it............so, we'll all be fossils in 17 years!

ugh...I'll be 54 and hoping the viagra still works

I'll be 40 and probably still living with my parents because my degree became worthless sometime during my senior year of college. I could always teach with my other one, but I live in Jersey, so I'd still have to live with my parents. FUCK.

I'll be fighting with my 21 year-old daughter about her boyfriends and high-fiving my 19 year-old son about his girlfriends.

Pfft! By then, you should be able to get viagra via vending machines.

You a certified teacher?