eBay actually has an adult section. Am I the only one who didn't know this?

Yes.

Yes, eBay has quite a substantial array of items for discriminating, consenting adults. So I am told.

What's even better? The 'Mature' section of Etsy(handmade items, crafts, vintage stuff, etc). That's where these beauties came from(NSFW):

PORNO BALLET FLATS

I was going to post the photos in a spoiler tag, but there's literally porn on the shoes. I'm tempted to buy them, they're my size. The seller also has a ton of other nasty shit I kinda wanna buy as gag gifts(heh) for my friends for Christmas.

Damn, you have some big fuckin feet.

You know what they say about chicks with big feet, right?

They have big hands?

Right..."gag gifts"...I wonder how many times porn store clerks hear that: "this isn't for me; I'm buying it for a friend as a joke!"

Generally mean-spirited.

Man hands?

That said big feet are delightful for rubbing, and also keep us from falling over when we do things such as standing and walking about on our long legs?

Long legs you say? O hai.

I didn't know, and i don't think i want to know why people would sell...............that kind of......................stuff....................used..................stuff....
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