You mean like midgets? Because I get it but I still don't get it because that would imply that you are implying that I'm abnormally short.

Right now at 57 ? I don't really have a dream job. When I was younger, Major League baseball utility infielder. Make a few million a yr, go into work late in the day, take some BP and infield, hang around the clubhouse , then I'd have the best seat in the house for that night's game. You get to travel all over the country and you get to play a game or 2 a week or play an inning or 2 here and there.Not a lot of pressure. Sweet gig............ or backup goaltender behind someone like Lundqvist , or other true #1 keeper. Same bennies.