This thread officially sponsored by a drunk 101 and our lovely Ree. 2 points in regulation, please. Let's sweep these jerkoffs. Khaleesi demands it.

Down with House Mormont!!!!

Tyrion is the one true king!

WE! MAKE! HOLES IN TEETH!

HODOR

Watch out. Bergeron is a Ranger killer.

I wonder if there's going to be any chants because of Timmy's comments in regards to the lighting at MSG today.

Can you see us

Joffrey is an Eddard killer.

I would buy a ticket just to chant that.

Fixed.

The "Can You Hear Us" chant gave me chills when I was at that game.

Then we choked a 3-0 lead in the third period and lost in double OT. C'est la vie.

Joffrey will the leave the ice tonight covered in blood.

I was at the game against Philly this year when Rangers fans started the loudest 'Flyers Suck' chant I've heard in years. It was awesome.

I might.

Tommy can you hear me?

I was really looking forward to hooking up w/Scott and Ree at The F***** P*** !

Aww! Maybe next season?

Maybe a Mr. Magoo chant.

I thought Lupul was a Maple Leaf?

ERIC AWARD

Posted in in the NHL thread two nights ago, but it's coming back. This should today's pregame speech. Lucic wouldn't know what's comin!

Hell if Torts grew out his beard I could actaully see him saying about half this stuff!

Pointses. Gets them.

Most definitely!!!

Stu Bickel is a noted Ranger Killer.

Philly looks like dogshit

Everything about this game makes me feel dirty.

Well, I actually root for Philly.

They go and blow it against Ottawa and now are looking like crap against the Pens. Awesome.

Say what?

I'm rooting for Philly to beat the Pens and I rooted for them to beat Ottawa to knock them down to 8th. Considering others have said similar things I don't know why this is such a foreign concept.

Man, you need to get laid and lighten up Nancy. The way you worded it you made it sound like you just root for Philadelphia in general.

The first round matchup between these two teams will be nuts.

When Gabby turns the trick throw a flashlight in the ice.

Is this season over yet? I really can't wait to start paying twice as much for my seats!

Just fucking win.

Yay. One point for the conference. Yay.

Well looks like the Rangers only need to get a point tonight to clinch the division and #1 seed in the East.

Flyers are about to win in Pittsburgh.

THE ATLANTIC DIVISION AND EASTERN CONFERENCE TITLES ARE OFFICIALLY IN PLAY TONIGHT.

ONE POINT GETS THEM BOTH.

Schenn gets a freebie in on #87.

Glad these two teams are gonna beat on each other instead of the Rangers in a few weeks...

Ok that was awesome.

This is a fucking mess.

Only helps the rangers. These guys are going to kill each other in their first round matchup.

I just want to see somebody pummel the shit out of that dildo-inhaler Briere.

Vitale lit him up to get that all going.

So who's going tonight?

Ok, one point. Just get it.

Fuck this one point bullshit. Take a fucking steamer on Boston and leave no doubt.

Testify.

Knowing that all we need is a point to clinch the conference, is anyone else prepared for a massive letdown tonight?

#teamnegative