Remember how everyone made fun of that guy who sued Apple because Siri is not as awesome as they say it is in their ads? Well, in the latest Siri ad Zooey Deschanel is all, "Siri, it's raining out. We should order tomato soup." and Siri replies, "Okay, I found two restaurants in your area that have tomato soup on the menu who deliver."
So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!!