Remember how everyone made fun of that guy who sued Apple because Siri is not as awesome as they say it is in their ads? Well, in the latest Siri ad Zooey Deschanel is all, "Siri, it's raining out. We should order tomato soup." and Siri replies, "Okay, I found two restaurants in your area that have tomato soup on the menu who deliver."
So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!!
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"Siri -- SATS is being hyperbolic again."
"Okay, I've found the name of a therapist specializing in anger management and he has an appointment open tomorrow at 3:00."
"Okay, I've found the name of a therapist specializing in anger management and he has an appointment open tomorrow at 3:00."
I like tomato soup.
I want to sue SATS for creating a thread for a stupid game. ACTUAL DAMAGES. PAIN AND SUFFERING.
"Siri, the Rangers are having trouble scoring."
"Okay, I've found an empty warehouse for lease and have made arrangements to have Marion Gaborik's family taken hostage."
"Okay, I've found an empty warehouse for lease and have made arrangements to have Marion Gaborik's family taken hostage."
QUOTE(jburns @ May 3 2012, 04:19 PM) 
I want to sue SATS for creating a thread for a stupid game. ACTUAL DAMAGES. PAIN AND SUFFERING.
I'm going to award you 18.5 million dollars. And 72 cents.
I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup.
I stand corrected! What am I going to do with all of this outrage?!
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The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
That is fucking awesome.
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
That is fucking awesome.
At least she doesn't call you "cock rod."
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:30 PM)
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
That is fucking awesome.
At least she doesn't call you "cock rod."
Cock cobbler!
QUOTE(Mike B. @ May 3 2012, 04:31 PM)
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:30 PM)
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:28 PM)
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
That is fucking awesome.
At least she doesn't call you "cock rod."
Cock cobbler!
Can someone ask Siri where I can find a cock cobbler? If she says Washington DC, I will go trade in my Droid for an i-Phone.
I asked. She said, "Ask nice, now."
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:39 PM)
I asked.
"Okay, check the forums on Rangerland.net."
"Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon."
QUOTE(Sed @ May 3 2012, 05:40 PM)
"Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon."
"Siri, I need the number of the local CIA office."
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 06:09 PM)
QUOTE(Sed @ May 3 2012, 05:40 PM)
"Cliff, you should check you e-mail. Soon."
"Siri, I need the number of the local CIA office."
"OK - there are two drones near that location."
Siri, did I bust anyone and lock them up alone this weekend?
QUOTE(Kusand @ May 3 2012, 06:26 PM)
Siri, did I bust anyone and lock them up alone this weekend?
"I have found the numbers of 17 attorneys in your area."
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
I got:
"I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Tomato Soup....17 of them are fairly close to you:"
Then, quite ironically, the first restaurant listed is Bouley, which I am QUITE certain does not deliver and does not have a basic tomato soup on their menu. Maybe it's snuck into their $200 dollar, four star, michelin and Zagat top-rated chef's tasting menu. But they ain't cracking open a can of Campbell's for me.
QUOTE(rightbug @ May 3 2012, 04:15 PM)
Remember how everyone made fun of that guy who sued Apple because Siri is not as awesome as they say it is in their ads? Well, in the latest Siri ad Zooey Deschanel is all, "Siri, it's raining out. We should order tomato soup." and Siri replies, "Okay, I found two restaurants in your area that have tomato soup on the menu who deliver."
So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!!
So now Apple is just giving us the middle finger. FUCK YOU APPLE. Seriously -- Most of you live in the New York metro area. See if you can find two online menus for restaurants in the NYC area that have tomato soup and that also deliver. Is this even possible for a human to do? I call bullshit Apple! I don't care how fucking cute Zooey Deschanel is -- No fucking computer is finding her tomato soup that easily!!!
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EDIT: That's what I get for not reading the whole thread.
QUOTE(HDH @ May 4 2012, 08:39 AM)
QUOTE(toph @ May 3 2012, 04:26 PM)
I have Siri and every time I see one of the commercials, I do whatever it is they do in the commercial.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
Living in Manhattan, Siri came up with like 15 places that deliver tomato soup. The one that got me was the "Call me Rock God" one. She calls me "rock cod," now. So she knows me as some sort fish found in Southeastern Australia.
I got:
"I found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention Tomato Soup....17 of them are fairly close to you:"
Then, quite ironically, the first restaurant listed is Bouley, which I am QUITE certain does not deliver and does not have a basic tomato soup on their menu. Maybe it's snuck into their $200 dollar, four star, michelin and Zagat top-rated chef's tasting menu. But they ain't cracking open a can of Campbell's for me.
Did you say "delivered" though? You have to say delivered! I did it wrong the first time and it just gave me all the restaurants in the area.
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