THROATS ON NECKS!!!!!

Another power play goal, or am I getting greedy?

Okay, this is hilarious. And embarrassing.

could be that stinky Russian gum...

I kid! I kid!

Capitalize on chances.

Hahaha at Zajac laughing.

Add the penalty box doors to shit that needs renovating...

THE WHOLE LEAGUE IS LAUGHING AT US!

That's pretty damn funny. I don't think I've ever seen this happen before.

Tell him to hold his breath and squeeze in.

Why don't they just use the other penalty box?

more guys standing around eating sammitches and it could be in Jersey...

Bickel getting more ice time, play dramatically improves. Coincidence? NO.

What phase of the remodeling are the new boards being installed?

We need new boards and Parise.

Pierre, he asked if Zajac could stand in the box with you, not if you wanted to go on a date with him.

I'm glad the Rangers own arena is killing the momentum they had built up...

Wrong placement when he gets out.

I'm not sure how waiting for the penalty box "kills" their momentum any more than a 3 minute media timeout does. Keep writing that narrative.

I'm surprised that Pierre doesn't have a story about a penalty box door getting stuck during a WHL game in Medicine Hat, or that Doc isn't telling us that in all of NHL history, the home team in playoff games in which the penalty box door gets stuck are 3-0.


Why not just let Zajac sit in the other team's box? Or just let him sit on the bench for 2 minutes?

First, the icing ice scrape delay and now this. What the hell is the story here?

This is what I'm wondering, too. Why not?


And that's what they do.

Hahaha this is gonna be on the Not Top 10.

I was just coming by to comment on the sports journalism. The Rangers get a rest before their power play! Gotta spin this!

Fucking cheap sticks!

Nothing like a power play to derail the Rangers momentum.

Gawd these new sticks suck

If my dog farting is a good omen for tonight's game, we're going to win 10-1.

You think science could invent a hockey stick that can shoot the puck at 100 MPH and not snap in half you grip it too hard.

ANTONNNNNNNNNNNN

bike ride = 2 goals.

That was a really nice play by Stralman.

STRALMAN

Momentum killed!

KEEP FARTING SARADOG!!!

Penalty box snafu TOTALLY destroyed their momentum. Did Kreider get a piece of that?

Beautiful screen!

Fuck yeah baby. Heads up play by Stralman to just take what was given to him. Did Kreider tip that? Excellent. Keep it up!!

Stralman's goal, or did Kreider get a piece of it?

Either way, 2-1 Rangers!

That's gonna be Kreider. WOOOOOOOOOOO

KREIDERRRRRRRR

I think Kreider got that! Either way, who cares?

Dear Diary,
today I heard something odd...

Totally different period for the Rangers. Whatever Torts said worked.

Oh and the delay totally killed the Rangers' momentum.

Y so srs? I'm sorry I wasn't specific enough in my post. I'll be sure to let you know when I intend on being facetious next.

Official call for Stralman. It's close either way.

Can't speak for D, but I was just here to ridicule the NBCS team.

Also, this team seems like they need to fall behind to get energized or something. Whatever. Take it to em.

HAHA!! Did that puck end up on Richards' back?? I don't know why but that just cracked me the hell up.

Brodeur sucks.

AND they're keeping their gas on the accelerator. Good stuff.