Fuck you Fatso! Go Kings ! Lightup that fat ass like it's the 4th of July!

At least I can sit down and actually enjoy watching a Stanley Cup game w/o a knot in my stomach and w/o the aggravation.

I would think you would be used to that by now.

I don't like it when watching hockey becomes an uncomfortable experience. Even winning is painful.

Nice 5 hole Fatso!

I'd love it if the Kings were able to take game 1 on the road.

That was some really nice criss-crossing by the Devils on that rush.

Ugh, Brown barely bumps Brodeur and Brodeur goes flying.

And a 2.5 magnitude tremor is felt in Newark as Fatso dives yet again.

Fucking flopping fish.

Why do refs give him that call?

Because he's Brodeur. He's the best-goalie-of-all-time and he's Canadian.

Henrik, a European, has to practically get butt-raped to draw a goalie interference penalty.

Does anyone else hear the very annoying "lets go dev-ils" whistle in the background whenever doc is talking?

The "Hey! You suck!" thing is fucking idiotic.

Never mind they copied it off Nashville

Yup, was about to say. That's a Preds thang. Also, they like to go "<goalie's name> IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!"

I thought that was a Vancouver thing.

LOL at the kid in the Rangers jersey behind the busted glass.

If the don't disallow this goal I'll flip. Pierre McGuire is an idiot.

The most abusive fans I've ever seen is from Cornell and they do this one. I wonder if they did it first.

Ex: BRODEUR...shame,shame,shame,shame,shame......ITS ALL YOUR FAULT ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

For real though, the most cuss filled chants and abuse I've ever seen. And then they act offended when the other teams fans dish it back. They make Flyer fans seem civil.

Kings starting to take some of the momentum back.

Rex Ryan must've gotten his jersey from Omar the tent maker.

I don't know what Martin Brodeur has had to eat or drink this postseason, but I'd like some.

These Devils are relentless. That's not a forecheck, that's a Zerg rush.

Kings need to build more pylons.

Bwahahahahaha!!! The road warriors strike again!

You require more Vespene Gas Cap Space.

ooooh, nice move by Kopitar there. One down, three to go, Kings!

WTF were both Devils defensemen doing over at the boards?
I hate the Devils ! I hate Brodeur!

YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS!

Oh no! A 2-1 hockey game. Filip Bondy must be crying himself to sleep at night.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look at the fat neckbeard behind the glass thumbing down. Suck it, nerd!

I was thinking more like THEY...ARE....KROOOOOOOOOOGAN

I'm REALLY enjoying the replay of the Kopitar goal. Is that wrong?

I love all the Devils fans that have come out of the woodwork on my FB page. Jackoffs.

They're popping up every where like cockroaches. People who haven't posted anything about hockey all year all of a sudden turning up and rooting for the Devils

And they are still, STILL talking about the Rangers. 4 of them I counted in my news feed last night after the game.

Oh, and thats just a filthy, filthy goal to score in OT of a Final game. What patience. Kopitar is just sick.

Oh, I loathe them. This was in my feed first thing this morning:

Heh.

Are you laughing? IT ISN'T FUNNY.

Don't worry; when the team goes completely and utterly bankrupt, that will be the Prudential center in a few years.

It's a little funny.

[nostrils flaring]

Seriously. After pretty much being their only forward to show up in the regular season, he has gone into freaking overdrive in the post season. What a player.

Hmmm I thought that picture was of the Prudential Center in the regular season.

I also loved this exchange with 2 Devils fans.

Devil fan 1: Totally no goal. No reason for the fans to boo.

Me: This coming from the fan base that uses the mature "HEY........You Suck" chant when a goal is scored.

Devil fan 2: The "this coming from the fan base" comment coming from a guy who's a fan of the team that taunts the goalie after every goal allowed. I see no difference.

Very knowledgeable fans those Devils fans are. Apparently the Rangers fans are the only ones to chant a goalies name when there is a goal score. SHOCKING!

dramatic irony - noun - irony that is inherent in speeches or a situation of a drama and is understood by the audience but not grasped by the characters in the play.

I cant help but root for the shit out of the Kings after hearing Jon Quick, a nice Connecticut boy, was 7 years old during the '94 EC Finals and was a die hard Ranger fan. Thats about as second best as it comes.

yeah, I heard that shit too, during pregame, and was like: BWAHAHAHAHA! HELL YES! SUCK IT marTANG!

Fuck, those dumbasses were chanting Henrik's name BEFORE a goal had even been scored. Pot meet kettle.

Born at the same hospital as my boys. Ergo, expect to see them in the NHL.