http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/04/s..._n_1568799.html

You'll probably want to avoid New Orleans as well.

Holy shit, Edward Furlong's career has gone that far downhill?

BEES!




A week ago, a swarm of insects settled on a broken tree outside my workplace. Now they've settled into a little cluster inside the tree. At first I thought they were wasps or hornets. After further inspection, I'm almost certain they're bees. Yeah, I've told people about them. Not anyone who can do something about it, but I told people.

Spiders are nasty hideous creatures.

And they're coming for you.....

Wasps or hornets would be like a billion times worse than regular honey bees.

Even worse would be tracker jackers.

We need bees. Please don't kill them.

any minute now

???

I know. Last time I went to the Philippines I was freaked out. Spiders on steroids. I do not like spiders. Now spiders that jump on you to bite you? Wherever that place in India is? I am not.

Honestly? Spiders could totally take over the world if they were so motivated. If spider Hitler ever comes along, we are so screwed.

I had no clue this was a Conan gag.

The gif is so much funnier, because it makes Oprah seem like an evil villain.

Snakes are much worse that spiders.....and bees..

Funny… Snakes don't even remotely frighten me.

Never go to Iraq. They have spiders the size of rodents over there. I believe they're called camel spiders.

Technically, camel spiders aren't spiders - but yeah, they're fucking huge. A friend of mine brought one back from Saudi Arabia. Freaky as hell.

Snakes , spiders, and bees! We hates them all!

What about hobbits?

we only hates hobbits that takes the Precious.

Brown Recluse.

Pink Extrovert??

I was reading about the Discovery Channel's recent expedition to the South Pacific to find Amelia Ehrhart's camp and plane...anyway...they think she survived the crash and built a camp with her navigator.

Here's the creepy part...Apparently, after she died her remains were cut up and carried off by Coconut Crabs.

don't know how to put images on here. Check it out. Holy Shite they are huge! Apparently they tested their hypothesis with a pig carcass and most of the carcass has not been recovered!

Just fucking kill me now.

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I'm trying to figure out how you would have sex with that thing.

Show it that picture and tell it that you'll go to its supervisor with the evidence if it doesn't sleep with you.

Sweet Merciful Fuck...

2 Humans and a Pig...to THAT!

shudder

Paper bag and Popov?

I am gonna wager three drinks, 4 TOPs.

Pankot Palace. Wanna try Snake Surprise?




My biggest fear? Snakes and being buried alive.