Why did you give me a receipt with my $2 coffee? WHY. Because you don't want to dispose of the paper yourself? Now, instead of just being able to slip my change in my pocket and walk away, I have to go put the coffee down, separate the bills from the receipt, throw it out, etc. Throw your own damn waste out, a-holes.

The Hudson news stands in Grand Central always do this too. JERKS.

Kyle Farnsworth.

Devils fans.

Pollen. Freaking plant sperm.

It's because of all the cheap-asses who expense their $2 coffee's. (just give it back to them)

I HATE...when I get a Beer on Ice at Grand Central and it's Luke Warm! WTF is that?
Pull one from the bottom you jerk and I'll tip you a dollar!

The local Rite-Aid. I bought a Kashi bar 5 minutes ago. $1.39. The receipt is 11 inches long. So what the ingrate behind the counter does is waits for the receipt to print up for my fucking Kashi bar only to put the footlong receipt into my hand and place the stupid .61cents into the crumpled up paper. I was just thinking how Satanic that was. Ya know, just incase I wanna return my Kashi crunch bar or somethin'..

5+ day work weeks.
We'd all be much more civil with mandatory 4 day work weeks.
Well, I guess I wouldn't be more civil - my messageboard posting is far snippier when I'm bored.

Kyle Farnsworth. Except for yesterday between the hours of 9:00 pm and 11:30 pm EST.

The way they give you change at the supermarket, or anywhere rather. The receipt, cash, and then coins on top. WHAT.......THE..... HELL!?

The Walgreens right by my lab gives change in the dumbest ways. Need 35 cents back? The little machine to the side of the cash register spits out three dimes and a nickel.

First, I don't want three freaking dimes. I want quarters. Quarters go in laundry machines. Quarters actually get you time on a parking meter. Quarters are worth their weight in gold.

Second, the change being spit into this little cup beside the register where everyone sticks their slimy snotty fingers to pick up the change makes me just want to leave the change behind.

So I'm the bitch using her debit card at Walgreens for that $2.11 purchase so I don't get a eight dimes, a nickel, and four pennies and don't have to touch snotty change holder. You hate me.

I hate those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!

I don't hate you...I hate those cretins who use a CHECKBOOK to pay at the supermarket. WTF is wrong with these people?
Break down and get a debit card already- the technology is 10 years old- get with the program! Whatsthematter...you can't figure out how to remember a PIN number?

my mother has a debit card and I've caught her writing checks at the grocery store.

Sean Avery. He's such an asshole!

Tell Mom to get with the program. Swipe, Punch the #'s...done.

I had a roommate who refused to get a debit card. Every time the bank would send her a new ATM card with debit abilities, she would call, complain, and insist that she be sent an ATM-only card. Apparently her accountant father had convinced her that debit cards were a slippery slope to credit cards, consumer debt, foreclosure, and financial hell.

Special kind of crazy, that family.

Tourists who walk too slow.

And who can't walk a fucking straight line.

YAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

You guys just reminded me - people who walk three or four wide on city sidewalks, and force you to either a) get off the sidewalk, or b) get into a useless confrontation for no reason at all.

I FUCKING HATE YOU!

Manny Ramirez

I hate coins on top. It drives me crazy.

The worst is when they're looking up and not watching where they're going.

Yes, shit for brains, it's a fucking building. Yes, they're taller here than they might be where you're from, but it's a building. No need to look up, it's not going to do any acrobatics or anything like that. Just walk, or get the hell out of my way. SOME of us have a job to get to.

1) People who try to barge into the subway car while you're trying to get out.

2) People who DON'T move all the way into the Subway car, leaving me stranded on the platform because they're too fucking lazy and stupid to move 1.09 feet.

3) People who, when exiting the train, move slowly and painfully, examining the platform to check if, yes, it is indeed their stop, thus delaying the entry of sane folk onto the train.

4) The MTA, the most corrupt and inept agency on Earth, for deciding during rush hour to put trains out of service for no good reason.

5) Most people, period.

People who pop their collars thinking that it makes them look cool

YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING TURD YOU ASSFACE

I'm not just talking about tourists...it just happened to me again when I went out for lunch! What should I do, lower a shoulder into some girl half my weight, to prove a point?! No, I just have to sit there like a schmuck, so she and her friends (two dudes, BTW, in case you think I'm not being chivalrous) can go about their way. Aargh.

Who the hell invented collars anyways? Jerks!

You're going to love DC.

I hate the cold I have which is now in day 4 and has my head so stuffed up I can barely hear. Everything sounds like it's being filtered through a pillow. WTF is this shit? I've never had a cold do that to me before. It was only my supersonic hearing that was keeping the ninjas from doing me in. Now my goose is cooked.

Han Solo was the original collar popper.

People who walk out of a building (or into a Store) and STOP.
RIGHT IN THE FUCKING DOORWAY.
It's a Doorway..NOT A DAMN REST STOP. GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY.

All the jerks who drive in the middle land, travelling 55 miles and hour, while the right line is wide open. Move over you asshats. It's like the middle lane is the new right.

Bitches who don't use the god damn indicator when switching lanes and then give you the finger when you honk at their ass for almost running you off the road

Just to clarify: You hate people who don't speed?

RIP Mitch Hedberg

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index....l?videoId=41939

fast forward to 23 seconds

People who drive too slow
people who say hockey is boring but baseball is not
people who think they know everything
people who say that I'm wrong, people who don't listen to me
just stupid people in general
the New York Islanders
the New Jersey Devils
the Philadelphia Flyers
the Pittsburgh Steelers
the New England Patriots
Rick DiPietro
Tom Brady
Ben Worthlessberger
Martin Brodeur
Scott Stevens
any and all UK sports
any and all UC sports
any and all baseball games
The Scarlet Letter
people who like The Scarlet Letter
The Joy Luck Club
Peter Singer
The Singer Solution
romantic poetry
romantic movies
romance in general
people who believe in love at first sight
Kroger
Dug
Dugbucks
conditioning
watching those meat department assholes go on break when their truck needs to be pulled
closing every Friday and Saturday
my sister listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks while I'm trying to type a list of shit that I hate
exotically-flavored chewing gum
a certain English teacher at Boone
said English teacher's class
stalkers
stalkers who don't take hints that you don't want to do what they're asking you to do
music that sucks
studying
listening to boring-ass stories
...to be continued.

You're 17. What do you expect?

Well, that stuff comes mostly from my peers. I guess it's stupid to listen to the guy who's got the great GPA and huge college scholarship.

I hate that even though this afternoon's game could decide this round of the playofffs, I'm stuck with the Red Wings-Predators game on Versus.

I also hate that we can't get streaming audio here at work -- security concerns and all that -- so I'm once again relegated to hitting "refresh" every few minutes on the NHL.com website to see what's happening in the game stats.

I hate that Giac can't see the game.

I hate the motorcyclists that blow in between lanes of traffic at 90 MPH just because they can. Hate it to the point that it would be worth sitting in the traffic it would cause to see one of them clip someone's mirror and wipe out. Shit, it'd be worth it if it was my mirror.

When hot Internet babes that I flirt with turn out to be dudes.

I hate things that I can't talk about on an open forum.

Come on, do you really think that people would lie about stuff on the Internet? I think you need a more positive and trusting attitude, Mike.

Times Square. I had to walk through it today because I took the downtown V instead of waiting for the downtown E.

Do not stand on the fucking corner and take pictures. People are trying to cross the street, and with you and your gaggle of geese standing at the corner like that...it makes it impossible for pedestrians to properly cross the street without risking getting run over by a taxi.


Oh, and being late for puck drop. I hate missing that.

I hate running out of TP and having to use my sock.

People who drive while on the cell phone, or eat while driving or read while driving. I hope you all crash into walls. Please dont take the innocent with you.
Fuckheads!

Coors.

Sassafras. Spent the whole day ripping that shit out of my backyard. Not that it matters - it'll just come back. At least when I rip out all of these fucking sticker bushes that the genius former owner of my house planted, they stay gone.

I'll sassafras you, you sassafrassin' sonofabitch!