You let your buddy snowball you? Uhh...that's pretty damn gross.

I had to Urban Dictionary that. That definition is pretty detrimental to my story and reputation.

Terrapin Rye Pale Ale

I've been seeing that Terrapin stuff everywhere lately. What do you think of it? Also, where'd you get it from? Or is that a stupid question...

I've been seeing Terrapin all over the place sine 1989! Back then, they melted sometimes, too.
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Wine Sellers. I'm not a huge pale ale person but it's okay. Not too strong, so I can deal.

2 wordcs: Princeton Reuinion. I Loave my mom.

WTF 10 beers and I can still type. Ugh.

I drank a quarter bottle of 1 liter vodka, and then drank like another quarter of a smaller bottle today during my party. At most I was buzzed, what the fuck?

Everything, including your tolerance for alcohol, is bigger in Texas.

If I lived out that way I would have gone. Did you go to the parade and stuff?

It's a P-rade, not a parade. Sheesh!

I think that you were probably bred to spell better than this!

Oh God Why in Sam Fucking Hell did I look that up


Cannot. UnSee.

judge not, yeast ye be judged!

Actually I've been back in NY house sitting for the week, leaving with Muss back to Texas tomorrow. I've barely drank this year, the only other time I drank a bit was my bday, and yea I got drunk then.

Damn right!!!



That was from the "after-party" at um my friends house. None of them went to the reunion but were baffled why I was still competent after.

Otherwise It was a great afternoon, and I wish I took more pictures of the P-Rade area afterwards!

P-Rade sounds like a public urination festivus

Tell uncle if he gets a translator, make sure it speaks bocce.

I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

You're watching it too, huh? Nice. And I'm just about out of Captain Morgan. Boooo.

By the way, Han shot first.

Somebody's watching Star Wars, ain't he?

And I ain't calling it Episode IV, or A New Hope, or none of that crap! Star Wars is Star Wars! Everybody knows what that is. Everything else is a sequel. Or a crappy pre-waste of time.

Flying through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.

Harrison Ford always brings great lines.

I disagree.

Photo 1 is Greedo shooting first.

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In Photo 2, you can see the impact of Greedo's shot next to Han's head, while Han is just beginning his shot.

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Oh my young friend...how little you know of this masterpiece. Greedo only shot first when good ol' George edited all three originals and 're-issued' them back in 1997. That's what Spike is showing right now. All this shit with Jabba at the flight deck was added too. It was originally supposed to be in the final cut of the 1977 version BUT they couldn't get the puppet right so they scrapped the scene. When George had the technology to digitally add Jabba in during the re-issue, he did. Fuck him.

Didn't the original footage have Jabba as some fat Scotsman?

Why does Leia slip in and out of an accent? It's like British or something.

zRaccoons have like magic powers and stuffs and they like, you know, Lada Gaga. God I'm hammered.

That's right. The original Jabba the Hutt was a human figure but was later changed to the blob that debuted in Return of the Jedi...which was originally supposed to be known as REVENGE of the Jedi.

That is correct.

HOOT MON - YER JEDDEE MIND TRICKS W'NAE WERRK ON ME, BYE!

Here he is in fact:

Yup. I second this as truth.

Becausee it's hard for giants and Roick Sp[ringfield.

tHIS is what a deepatert drilling rig looks like VROBBBBBBOBBBBB,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

iveb een trying to detox

its not goin weell

Penguinsa! Tjhose motherfuckers are dead to me.

That reminds me of what I tell my Scots Whisky every morning: "GET in Mah Bellay"

MAND MY FRIENDS HAS BIRTHDAY TODAY ER WHATEVER YESTERDAY TODAY WAS BUT ITW AAS AWESOME AND I LOVE MY FRIENDS

Warning: Typing in ALLCAPS while inebriated is a sure sign you will be meeting with The Porcelain Gods. I bet somebody's room is spinning.

Put one foot on the floor xcdude...

bud n stegk is god

Room spinning, but no porcelain gods. Slept like a baby for the first time in a while, which was nice though.

Pfffft! He does that all the time anyway. Right, xc?

CAPS LOCK IS YOUR FRIEND!!!!

I fucking left after the 10th inning and second period i think. don't bloame averything on me. I'm JUST A MAN

GK is a bad influence.

I had to wait 15 minutes for the L.

Next time just walk.