I had a feeling I'd be seeing you here tonight after I BBM'd you earlier.

I think Neil Young said that.

But anyway, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH. If yo nevr had a coconut martini, have one. I had 4. And my wife is a motherfucker of a bartender!

Wango, in case Ted Nugent asks.

3 coconut martinis, a Leienkugel;s Summer Shandy with dinner, and then another cocunut martini for dessert.

You either love it or hate it. I don't think there's an in between.

And BTW, I finally forund the EW Honey Reserve bourbon. Propbably trying it tomorrow night. I'll report back!

He did. And he replied "Tango".

gross

SO I SAID IF YOU WANT THE MONEY, YOU FIND IT YA BALONEY! YOU MAKE ME WANNAAAA RETCH!

Yarrr - I don' know what I'm doin'.

I'm not too far off myself. unfortunately, I won't be getting any closer.

SO I SAID IF YOU WANT THE MONEY, YOU FIND IT YA BALONEY! YOU MAKE ME WANNAAAA RETCH!

Son, a woman is a lot like...a beer. They smell good...they look good...you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman!

It's 6pm Central. Time to build a Beeramid with my neighbors, yo!

You know who has it all gfigured out? Eddie Money.

FU muthafuckin' BAR, muthafuckas.

So, thanks to Sed, I'm finally drinking my EW Honey Reserve. First of all, it tastes like drinking honey! It's absolutely fantastic. Because it tastes so good...and unlike any bourbon I've ever wet my lips with...I am experiencing my first bourbon buzz (Honey Reserve...bee...get it ). It's funny too because I've only had 3 baby-sips (and I do mean baby-sips litterally) in 2 1/2 hours.

Maybe I'll be back her in another 2 hours after I take my 4th baby-sip!

Yeah....

4th sip and then onto bigger nad better things...all and all a fine night!

Hi guys I'm back!

Hey waht
's up bitches. I hacven't ben drunk since my birdfday in April. I drank tihs drink called Fours or something like that, got 13% alcohol in it. The as1st one didn't do shit bu the 2ne one fucked me up goooooood. Been trying to spober myself for the last hour or 2, no luck. Sleep timesd for me bitches.zzzzz awweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I'm a zuzuvela bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I stopped drinking at about 10:30pm last night but I think I'm still hammered.

Hi there mr hangover, I forgot what you feel like

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEE PULL

New Eminem, wine and packing the kitchen!

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn?
But that's alright because I like the way it hurts
Just gonna stand there and hear me cry?
But that's alright because I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie


I love Eminem. He is so completely fucked up.

I just heard this on the radio. Love it for the same reason.

Good, isn't it? I just hope one day soon we don't hear about some overdose/suicide.

Perhaps the music is his outlet so he doesn't OD or commit suicide.

And Rihanna (whom I am not the biggest fan of) sounds terrific on this cut.

Is that her on there?
I haven't liked her recent solo stuff much at all.

It is! Doesn't she sound good? Much different than her usual. Her voice sounds beautiful, which makes it even creepier for the lyrics she is singing.

She has a wonderful voice. Just her recent solo stuff is awful. Her previous album (that has Umbrella on it, among others) is so much better.
And yes, it does make it creepy, considering the whole Chris Brown stuff.

What does this conversation have to do with being drunk? Not enough spelling errors.

Look, I'm drinking copious amounts of wine, yet am an accomplished enough drunk to spell correctly, k? Now finish packing my dishes.

I think I'm gonna get drunk and then fall asleep with Ratatouille on.

Yeah.

I just woke up from a nap during baseball tonight when last night finally caught up with me.

Ugh.

Isn't he in recovery

Skoodelee doo.

Amen! Somehow the keys are always in the same place whether I'm drunk or not. I thought it was just me, though. Thanks for getting my back, Jen.

I'd like to thank the Academy for the monster fart I just cut...

Thank You Very Much.

Fnarf.

My name is...Shake-Zula.
The mic-rula, The old schoolah,
Ya wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
Frylock and I'm on top, Rock you like a cop
Meatwad you up next with your knock-knock.
Meatwad make the money, see.
Meatwad get the honeys, G.
Drivin in my car, livin' like a star.
Ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a Taurus

Check it.
Check it, check it.

'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream
'Cuz we are the aqua teens,
make the homies say ho! and the girlies wanna scream

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Number 1 in the Hood, G

Goofy. What time is it? 5:30? FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKFFFFFFFFFFFKFFFFFFCCCCCK!

The best part about this is that you get the hangover, well, over with early too, so you'll feel fine in the morning and be ready to do it all again!

GIONOTINEGNVJRNBTR LEBRONE NRIEONGRN!!!!!!!!!!!

Isn't that the alias that Thor uses when he stays at hotels?

Very soon I'm going to need a high thread.

Started with Long Trail Double IPA. Moved onto Sam Smith Oatmeal Stout. And comming up next is a Youngs double chocolate stout! Yum!!

2-Buck Chuck.

Yeehaw... No budget, completely drinkable, terrible hangover

Hey Rick, what do you think of that Long Trail DIPA? I absolutely LOVED it when we got our samples.

ladypains no moooooooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!