Full Version: The 2009-10 Caption Thread
Because this one is a gem:
Another great one:
Some more pics:
The Sens player is Kovalev
This one belongs in the objectification thread. *Le sigh*
The Sens player is Kovalev
This one belongs in the objectification thread. *Le sigh*
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 3 2009, 10:03 PM) 
Another great one:
Torts: You have a rectangle butt.
Prospal and Dubi might have too much face for one line.
Keep fuckin' that chicken.
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 4 2009, 12:48 AM)
Prospal and Dubi might have too much face for one line.
But the way Prospal reacts reminds me of Straka.
Paper beats rock, bitch.
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 4 2009, 09:05 AM)
But the way Prospal reacts reminds me of Straka.
No bout adoubt it, he is the new Czech elf. I'm just saying we need to break them up so we can have some goofy face out there for more of the game. If they get shut down together we have nothing.
Tonight on Where Are They Now?: Freddie Prinze, Jr. pursues his dream of providing intermission entertainment at professional sporting events.
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 4 2009, 12:03 AM)
Some more pics:
Mmmph gudda fuh you uhh.
awww, he traded all his minutes for a puck... Mom'll be pissed about this one.
QUOTE(xcheck24 @ Oct 3 2009, 10:03 PM)
Another great one:
"One day at a time, Wade....remember what your sponsor said!"
Hehehe the kids don't know I licked this for good luck
DZ is going to be pissed when he finds out this is the puck from his first goal.
These are so good. It's way early in the season but the fans are in mid-season form.
Torts is right. Conditioning works!
Torts is right. Conditioning works!
QUOTE(DanTRQ @ Oct 4 2009, 02:39 PM)
awww, he traded all his minutes for a puck... Mom'll be pissed about this one.
No no, dude, dude, watch...you make your celebration faces like this....RRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!
That's Callahan (#24) falling on Brodeur.
It's Kotalik.
Ooof! Oh, god. This girdle is killing me!
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 6 2009, 12:07 AM)
that ranger fan looks like he wants to sucker punch zajac. which is exactly how i felt when he scored.
Jake Steinfeld and Dennis Franz are not impressed; Judge Judy is not amused.
I found this amusing.
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM)
I found this amusing.
I wear this mask to protect my hair from the puck.
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM)
I found this amusing.
He appears to be looking at the camera.
QUOTE(fishmeister23 @ Oct 9 2009, 08:38 PM)
I found this amusing.
OK, don't make any sudden moves and it won't sting you.
Torts from the bench: FOR FACK'S SAKE IT'S NOT A BEE!
Kotalik. I think we've all seen what this one leads to.
Matt Gilroy. Because it just feels right.
QUOTE
OK. This is my coy goalie look. See my eyes are really wide? So, photog? Get a tight close-up of my face and upper body and, aw, DAMMIT! Who the hell shot that puck at me? What? The game is on? Now? Fack! OK, come back later. Sometime in the 3rd period--and we'll finish this.
Torts: Aaron, stop trying to shoot or you're going to hurt yourself.
Rangers defensemen Michael Rosival and Michael Del Zotto escort 2 mentally-challenged youths onto the ice on Community Outreach Night.
Click to view attachment
Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding??
Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding??
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 10 2009, 12:55 AM)
Torts: Aaron, stop trying to shoot or I'm going to hurt you.
Fixed.
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 08:20 AM)
Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding??
Maybe I'm showing my age, but that's not where my mind went with that photo. Instead it went here:
Click to view attachment
He just looks terrified in that photo, with his arms pulled in like that. It looks like he's standing really still and hoping the sphere doesn't see him.
QUOTE(Alitaki @ Oct 10 2009, 09:10 AM)
Maybe I'm showing my age, but that's not where my mind went with that photo. Instead it went here:
He just looks terrified in that photo, with his arms pulled in like that. It looks like he's standing really still and hoping the sphere doesn't see him.
He just looks terrified in that photo, with his arms pulled in like that. It looks like he's standing really still and hoping the sphere doesn't see him.
Sorry, I don't get it...what's the sphere from??
HA!!! I don't know what's funnier; the Phantasm reference, taki feeling old about or scuubs not getting it. 
QUOTE(Bleedin-Blue @ Oct 10 2009, 09:52 AM)
HA!!! I don't know what's funnier; the Phantasm reference, taki feeling old about or scuubs not getting it.
As in Batman: Mask of the Phantasm?
Obviously not.... after a quick wikipedia search, I found out it's a horror series. I wasn't born for the original, and was 6 for the sequel. Odd though that I don't recall the 3rd and 4th movies. Oh well.
The first two were good, classic cheesy horror flicks that were typical of that era. The first one was creepy as hell...especially for an 8-year-old or however old I was at the time I saw it.
Glad someone else noticed Henke looks scared there, which is why I made the bee joke.
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 08:20 AM)
Does anyone know how to make this into a gif of Lundqvist eye lasers and the puck exploding??
Well its a bit rough, but as requested...
QUOTE(Rick91981 @ Oct 10 2009, 03:02 PM)
Well its a bit rough, but as requested...
No way...it's perfect. Do you mind if I use it as an avatar or a sig?
QUOTE(Scuubs @ Oct 10 2009, 03:29 PM)
No way...it's perfect. Do you mind if I use it as an avatar or a sig?
Do as you please with it. If you want it as an avatar though, try a smaller size:
The player between Valli and Henke is Anisimov. (i'm pretty sure.)
No tongue Vinny, bad Vinny.
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Oct 11 2009, 11:03 PM)
No tongue Vinny, bad Vinny.
He just wants somebody to love, he just needs somebody to love.
QUOTE(LisaLisa @ Oct 11 2009, 10:25 PM)
Vali: Oh fuck why does Lundqvist always come over after I have success for once
Ranger I can't Identify: Why what does he always do?
Lundqvist: He Vali nice shutout, remember how i had 10 two years ago...
The NHL's latest marketing campaign of giving the fans ringside seats to hockey prison is deemed an utter failure minutes later.
D-Day's foray into the NHL isn't working so well is it?
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.