I want you all to look at this picture and try not to laugh. If you succeed, you are empty and soulless.



That's Donovan McCrabb of the Louisville-based entertainment group ZOOperstars sodomizing Buddy the Bat, the mascot of the Louisville Bats AAA baseball team live on a morning news show.

I don't think it gets much better than that.

Thanks to the excellent Louisville Cardinals sports blog CardChronicle for opening my eyes to this.

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I didn't laugh, but, then, I'm not feeling very well this morning. Also, I am eating pudding.