I want you all to look at this picture and try not to laugh. If you succeed, you are empty and soulless.
That's Donovan McCrabb of the Louisville-based entertainment group ZOOperstars sodomizing Buddy the Bat, the mascot of the Louisville Bats AAA baseball team live on a morning news show.
I don't think it gets much better than that.
Thanks to the excellent Louisville Cardinals sports blog CardChronicle for opening my eyes to this.