Holy shit, I took all the pint glasses off my shelves to clean them and I realized I have waaaay too many.

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If you have time later, could you re-organize my sock drawer?

You might have a problem.

you need more Beer!

We already knew that. Seen his jersey collection?

Seriously. I figured you'd say I now have TWO problems.

Negative. You have ONE many. Front and center, it says Lite. All the rest can be declared for visitors. No excess glassware present, unless you lack freezer space to have them all properly (constantly) frosted.

You shouldn't freeze your pints before pouring beer. The frost turns to water(obviously) and taints the complexion of the beer.

Well said. The glass ends up smelling like your freezer. and that aint good.

meh, by beer's already lite-complected...


Ah, see? My beer fridge only has mugs and ice packs in it. Oh, and a box of Arm & Hammer. No food.

Look, Brodeur is bad enough on his own, you don't need to punish him by putting him in your freezer.

This made me realize something: I do not own one shot glass. NOT ONE! I had one from a cheesy wedding I went to but a friend used it to steal some cumin from me. I guess I'm old enough now to be okay with this.

I can honestly say that I did not see that one cumin.

This made me realize something: I do not own one shot glass.

Guh...I have about 15 of those too. You want one? Or twelve?

*groan*

I'm so glad you didn't go the x-rated route with that one......who'd have thought that a misplaced space could lead to such disastrous results?

BB.......... SNAP OUT OF IT. There's no such thing as too many. Now go drink.

I get most of them, but whats with the Jim Beam pint in the front?

When I moved in with my fiance I had 6 awesome, heavy pint glasses featuring classic dairy labels on them which I use for drinking mlik, a pint at a time. Now I'm down to one and I can't find replacements anywhere online.

the pint is not a proper serving size for Jim Beam?

I get most of them, but whats with the Jim Beam pint in the front?

Oh yeah. It's not a pint; it's a highball glass. I got that out of a gift pack of Jim Beam yeeeeears ago while still working at a liquor store.

LOL i think your jersey problem FAAAAR outweighs this one. your glass problem is very very small compared to that.

Problem? More like AWESOME

I know, I know....like I've said before, it makes me sick just lookin at those pictures....but yet I can't look away....it's like my ultimate fantasy....

I think the pint glass problem explains the Peluso jersey.