1. Roger Corman is involved.

2. It's starring Eric "That Horse-faced Guy Who By His Very Presence Virtually Guarantees That A Show Will Suck" Balfour.

3. IT'S A FUCKING DINOSHARK! A! DINO! SHARK!

4. THIS WEEKEND! 9PM!

Okay, okay...you're overstimulated. Let's get some beer in you and then it's right to bed.

Looks like Sed has some roofies in his future, good luck dude.

This is the next best picture.

Somebody had a post about Flynn just recently, but damn if I could find it...

Who is this horse-face guy?

I'm not watching if that Saskwatch Rosie O'Donnell is playing Betty Rubble.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!

I'm so glad my daughter will grow up watching silly SciFi Channel movies. I liken them to the silly Sunday afternoon movies I watched as a kid on PIX. The circle of life is bad movies.

That was also me.

You know...I gotta admit...I do love the way the chick on the boat fires the shotgun without even reloading. It's like playing House of the Dead at the arcade!

Hell. Fucking. Yes. Here's a man who gets it!

You're just waiting for the day when your son says, "Daddy? Can we please watch Dinoshark again?"

See? I was sure it was you, but can't find that post anywhere. Search function blows.

That day will be Monday - it would be Sunday, but the boy will be asleep when Dinoshark first airs.

Why else have kids?

Was this the contest winner? Remember when they were showing Megshark vs giant octopus a few months back they were running a contest for viewers to submit their own movie titles, is this the winner of that?

WOOHOO!

BEERBEERBEER!

BEDBEDBED!

Eh.



It's no Sharktopus.

After the disappointment of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, I don't know what to believe anymore.

Is that even CG or do they just hand-draw with crayons on each frame of video?

I think that it's actually construction paper cutouts!

Funny, because I'm been watching six Feet Under from the very beginning again on Netflix and part of me was amused at thinking that he disappeared forever because he always comes off as an unlikeable douche. But knowing that he hasn't just faded away but is instead starring in movies like Dinoshark? Even better.

Then again, his career could also turn out like William Zabka, star of Python 2 and Academy Award nominee.

I made the mistake of watching SciFi's lake Placid 2 a few weeks back when I wasn't feeling well. It didn't help. My god was there nothing likeable or tolerable about it.

This figures to be more of the same, Corman or not.

My friends here in the film department at Drexel make better films than that. Their CG is way better too. I can't put the sound on at the moment because I'm in class, but christ, those gun shots looked awful. Just fucking awful.

Nevermind the freaking dinosaur-shark.

Flynn Lives, bitches. Nothing else matters. Wait. What? It's not due out until Christmas?! Fuck. Can't have nuthin' good...

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

I'm really getting excited for this. We are supposed to have torrential rain this weekend so I plan on curling up and cranking the volume on the TV. SQUEEEEEEEEEE!

It's a dinosaur, and a shark!

Hey Tex - check this out. Could they also maybe have a recording of David Warner saying "END OF LINE" when you reach your destination?

I'm a little disappointed that he's not listed as part of Legacy. He played 3 characters in the first movie, for fuck's sake. We could at least get an "End of Line" out of him...

At the same time, Sark/MCP got taken out in the original, and I'd imagine that Dillinger went away to FPMITAP.

meh, I figure it's still gonna be the MCP that is the problem, having survived in an archived folder... Or DOS glitch...