BaHa
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
God DAMN it!
Thanks, guys, as always. I had a great time with all of you. See you around.
xcdudesquadloves91!!!
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
Well. Scrap the organization and bring in Stevie Y.
TheAnaconda
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ Apr 11 2010, 05:51 PM)

Trade Lundqvist because he sucks.
Dude are you friggin' serious
Sed
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
Reverse Disney ending FTL.
Melvin
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 11 2010, 05:51 PM)


Oh man. Classic ending. Holy shit. The season on Ollie's stick!

I'm not upset about this because the Capitals were going to fucking cockpunch this team into oblivion anyway.
Actually, Washington plays Montreal now. Flyers are #7.
Alitaki
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
We got bounced by Brian Fucking Boucher.
FUCK.
leetchie69
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ Apr 11 2010, 05:50 PM)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU JOKINEN!
ALSO FUCK YOU HENRIK
Hope your kidding...this game should would of been a blow out without him.
S.D.Willie
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
......
Rocha
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM

Oh man. Classic ending. Holy shit. The season on Ollie's stick!

I'm not upset about this because the Capitals were going to fucking cockpunch this team into oblivion anyway.
edit: oops, double post
LisaLisa
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Nilan 666 @ Apr 11 2010, 05:48 PM)

I miss Nylander.
nyrbik26
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
hey guys sorry to let you know we tanked the season for Taylor. i don 't see any other explanation for potato head.
bloodorange
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 11 2010, 05:51 PM)

I'm not upset about this because the Capitals were going to fucking cockpunch this team into oblivion anyway.
Totally.
HDH
Apr 11 2010, 04:52 PM
Fire Sather.
Das Hans
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
Christensen, PAP, and Jokinen? That's who Torts picks for the shoot-out?
Sather put together a crap team. Some decent individual efforts throughout the season, but nothing that resembles a coherent team.
toph
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
That was a fitting end to the season.
Kusand
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(BaHa @ Apr 11 2010, 05:46 PM)

Thanks, Bettman, you non-hockey bastard, for reducing the most important game of the year to an All-Star games skills competition. Rot in your complacent, smug hell.
Yes, being done based on tiebreakers sounds more interesting to me.
Rocha
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(Melvin @ Apr 11 2010, 05:52 PM)

Actually, Washington plays Montreal now. Flyers are #7.
"This team" meaning the Rangers.
Tex
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
He put the entire fucking season put on the end of Jokinen's stick?WTF?
Good luck finding work next season, Olli. You suck.
Alitaki
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
QUOTE(Melvin @ Apr 11 2010, 05:52 PM)

Actually, Washington plays Montreal now. Flyers are #7.
He meant the Rangers.
Bleedin-Blue
Apr 11 2010, 04:53 PM
You know, not for nothing but Lundqvist just cannot give up that second goal the way he did.
xcheck24
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
1. I don't like the choice of Jokinen, but I get why Gaborik wasn't chosen. He's not good in the shootout. But Dubinsky? Drury? Prospal? Even fucking Shelley?!
2. That being said, if Jokinen wants to be a Ranger real bad next season he would have converted that.
LisaLisa
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
At least we know Olli Jokinen will not be back.
THE SEASON WAS A SUCCESS!
xcdudesquadloves91!!!
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(leetchie69 @ Apr 11 2010, 05:51 PM)

How does Gaborik not shoot...wtf...
He's 1 for fucking 10 lifetime in the shootout. Sometimes coaches know more than you think.
He's like Jagr in the shootout.
Knight of Dight
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
God this day sucks.
nyrbik26
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
This game perfectly summarize the ranger season 65 mins.
Eric
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(The Great Dane @ Apr 11 2010, 05:14 PM)

No, no.
This game is why we traded for Jokinen

Fuck you.
leetchie69
Apr 11 2010, 04:54 PM
QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 11 2010, 05:51 PM)


Oh man. Classic ending. Holy shit. The season on Ollie's stick!

I'm not upset about this because the Capitals were going to fucking cockpunch this team into oblivion anyway.
I agree...in this game alone you can see the inept in the Ranger offense compared to the Flyers, the Flyers have 5-6 legitimate scorers while the Rangers have 1.
Without a change up top the same shit next season.
Sed
Apr 11 2010, 04:55 PM
QUOTE(xcdudesquadloves91!!! @ Apr 11 2010, 05:54 PM)

He's 1 for fucking 10 lifetime in the shootout. Sometimes coaches know more than you think.
He's like Jokinen in the shootout.
LordPerth
Apr 11 2010, 04:55 PM
Jokinen of all people
Lundquist was great
leedsy99
Apr 11 2010, 04:56 PM
AND JOKINEN COMES THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH AGAIN!!!! ... is what I would say if I lived in Bizzarro hockey world. Instead, whelp, that's how he rolls. At least he made his final moments as a Ranger thoroughly memorable for me.
[Commence next three pages of people complaining about Tortorella's shootout selections.]
leetchie69
Apr 11 2010, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(xcdudesquadloves91!!! @ Apr 11 2010, 05:54 PM)

He's 1 for fucking 10 lifetime in the shootout. Sometimes coaches know more than you think.
He's like Jagr in the shootout.
I don't give a fuck he gets paid 7 million dollars a year and is the best scorer.....tell him to remove the tampon and take a shot....
Bleedin-Blue
Apr 11 2010, 04:56 PM
In a sad, strange sorta way, it would be totally awesome if the Flyers end up playing the Devils and whoop that ass.
The Great Dane
Apr 11 2010, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(Eric @ Apr 11 2010, 11:54 PM)

Fuck you.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Melvin
Apr 11 2010, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(Rocha @ Apr 11 2010, 05:53 PM)

"This team" meaning the Rangers.
Got it. Although the cockpunching will be given to really any other team except NJ or Pitt. Can't really distinguish.
bloodorange
Apr 11 2010, 04:57 PM
QUOTE(leetchie69 @ Apr 11 2010, 05:56 PM)

I don't give a fuck he gets paid 7 million dollars a year and is the best scorer.....tell him to remove the tampon and take a shot....
Hey hey hey. Tampons don't stop anyone from scoring.
xcdudesquadloves91!!!
Apr 11 2010, 04:58 PM
QUOTE(leetchie69 @ Apr 11 2010, 05:56 PM)

I don't give a fuck he gets paid 7 million dollars a year and is the best scorer.....tell him to remove the tampon and take a shot....
Olli Jokinen was 5 for 9 in the Shootouts this year along.
Marian Gaborik is 1 for 10 LIFETIME.
The stats don't lie
DaBx
Apr 11 2010, 04:59 PM
You know what!
Im glad we didnt make the playoffs.
Dunc
Apr 11 2010, 05:00 PM
Over and out
Alitaki
Apr 11 2010, 05:00 PM
QUOTE(bloodorange @ Apr 11 2010, 05:57 PM)

Hey hey hey. Tampons don't stop anyone from scoring.

Keep it clean Missy. This is a family board.
Nilan 666
Apr 11 2010, 05:00 PM
When a guy scores ten percent of the time in the shootout you absolutely positively have to get him out on the ice. This is the same argument I had with various toolboxes that got mad when Jagr didn't shoot in Montreal.
Knight of Dight
Apr 11 2010, 05:00 PM
Way to go, Torts. Instead of tanking and potentially getting a decent draft pick, you ended up in 9th place. How's that feel?
bloodorange
Apr 11 2010, 05:00 PM
I was honestly about 60/40 on this game. Of course I love to see my boys win, ESPECIALLY at the expense of the Flyers, and I wanted them to make the playoffs for sentimental reasons, but not for any logical ones. It's obvious they weren't going to get very far.
Mr. Bloodorange was just like "yaaaay, it's over!" and I gave him a total Henrik death glare, in any case.
xcheck24
Apr 11 2010, 05:01 PM
QUOTE(leetchie69 @ Apr 11 2010, 05:56 PM)

I don't give a fuck he gets paid 7 million dollars a year and is the best scorer.....tell him to remove the tampon and take a shot....
And this is why you're not paid to be a NHL coach.
Come on. Really? I don't care how much he's paid. If he doesn't score in the shootout, you don't use him! You use players in situations where they will succeed.
steamroller
Apr 11 2010, 05:01 PM
QUOTE(xcdudesquadloves91!!! @ Apr 11 2010, 10:58 PM)

Olli Jokinen was 5 for 9 in the Shootouts this year along.
Marian Gaborik is 1 for 10 LIFETIME.
The stats don't lie
What are you arguing exactly? That having Jokkinen shoot was a good idea? Cause we now have a stat that tells us Gaborik couldnt have done worse.
fishmeister23
Apr 11 2010, 05:01 PM
I can't believe Henrik let in two goals in the shootout.
That being said, if Olli Jokinen wasn't such a bag of shit-garbling suck, things may be different.
THAT being said...... ONE FUCKING GOAL IN THE MOST IMPORTANT GAME OF THE SEASON. ONE FUCKING GOAL. I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
steamroller
Apr 11 2010, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ Apr 11 2010, 11:00 PM)

Way to go, Torts. Instead of tanking and potentially getting a decent draft pick, you ended up in 9th place. How's that feel?
Sometimes you sound completely retarded.
nyrbik26
Apr 11 2010, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(DaBx @ Apr 11 2010, 05:59 PM)

You know what!
Im glad we didnt make the playoffs.
Now we perfect scenario to fire sather and change the composition of this horrendous team.
TeamStewie
Apr 11 2010, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(bloodorange @ Apr 11 2010, 06:00 PM)

I was honestly about 60/40 on this game. Of course I love to see my boys win, ESPECIALLY at the expense of the Flyers, and I wanted them to make the playoffs for sentimental reasons, but not for any logical ones. It's obvious they weren't going to get very far.
Mr. Bloodorange was just like "yaaaay, it's over!" and I gave him a total Henrik death glare, in any case.

I'm kinda of glad my husband isn't home. Hopefully I will have this all out of my system by tomorrow.
SorryaboutthatWhoa
Apr 11 2010, 05:02 PM
After the end of Fridays game I said "Well, looks like this team insists on waiting till sunday to disappoint me. Yeahup.
The worst part about this is I argued and argued and argued that blaming jokinen for this season and not making the playoffs would be shortsided and stupid.
Then torts literally put s the season on his stick.
ugh
toph
Apr 11 2010, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(Knight of Dight @ Apr 11 2010, 06:00 PM)

Way to go, Torts. Instead of tanking and potentially getting a decent draft pick, you ended up in 9th place. How's that feel?
Please stop talking.
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